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Look in the Technical section under electric water pump - there is a link there

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Yes they are under the seat on the mk2

Have a look at this http://www.fordgalaxy.org.uk/ford/index.ph...topic=7510&st=0

No - it seems is the response!!!! :lol:

Be careful that pump should run for up to 20 mins once the engine has stopped - it's not necessarily a fault.

Oooh! you modified your post!! I hope you weren't offended - it's just that you word your posts so that they can be taken in all sorts of ways. :huh: Hope you are progressing well with the spindles etc. BJ

Maybe the fixing points are full of crap - kids sweetie wrappers dust , dirt etc. Ensure they are clean and clear and also check to see if the mechanism on the seat frame has locked on one side - That may cause your problem. IF not it may be bent or twisted. Just look at it carefully and compare it to the others that are Ok. Pull the release lever to ensure both sides of the clamp are open. The pics aren't very clear but it looks lioke one side is locked.

I know this is a serious subject and this is a considered reply - but if only I could ignore mumof4's phraseology! Double Entendre what a dream :o :o :huh:

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The plug has a sort of clip on it to one side - this needs to be released before the plug can come out. They sometimes stick but with a bit of tugging etc it should release and then hey presto your cars in more bits than you started with!!

What he said!!! :D

Had a quick look at elsawin - I am not sure but it does look like there is a relay controlling this pump. Mine is fitted on the bulkead behind the cylinder head .

Difficult one - I have been told the pump is to ensure even cooling of the head etc when the engine is off - and as such it comes on after any use for a while after you switch off. I can't quite see why it would have anything to do with the booster heater as it comes on in the summer as well. I assume it could be linked but it doesn't seem obvious as to why. Iam sure someone will know.

I don't know - Looking at the back it's not a million miles away from the current one albeit somewhat smaller in aspect. It looks Ok to me. Let's wait and see what kind of prices come out - I have a suspicion we will see a whole new ball game there!!

Whatever grease you use - and I agree there is merit in the copper ease - you should be able to buy it from Halfords - usually in the brake section. Halfords also sell copper or nylon hammers (I don't work for Halfords I 'm just trying to make this easy!!) Get hubby to buy you a tool kit for your birthday! Ahh who was it said Romance was dead!!!

Just buy ordinary LM grease from Halfords or similar. Apart from the spanners etc needed to actually remove the mechanism all you need is some WD40 to soak into the spindles to try to free them off as much as possible. You will need your hammer or similar to drive them out -But be very carefuly - Leave the nut on the spindle and hit that - gently because if you damage the threads then you are is real trouble. If you can avoid hitting them by twisting and pulling the spindle all well and good. Once out they will need cleaning up andf all the gunge removing. You may need to use some wire wool or a pot scouer to clean them. Then apply the grease and re insert - you will then be able to judge if they are freed up enough. After that re assemble and bob's you uncle.

Ok Thanks it's just that I have never seen these before.

I know how they work I just don't know why they have appeared - Is this s team decision or an individual one? Why do I appear to be the only person with them?

Moderators - Why do I have warn logs against me? No one has warned me no one has told me anything about thse - Why do I have them . Is this the new way or working? I would appreciate a response. Also what has happened to the chat room? or is it only me that's banned?

Same as Mine I just checked - when you turn off CC the fans stop!!