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Bigjeeze

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  1. I had this problem on my mark 1 - My nephew who was a Farod apprentice said this was a common failure and said the slip ring which goes under the steering wheel was probably knackered. I bought a new one fitted it and hey presto everything worked again. It tells you how to do it in the Haynes manual. Providing you do nothing stupid it is not too difficult.
  2. You Girlies!! Everything is described in romantic language!!! "It was like being thrown back in my seat"!! :D Move over Barbara Cartland!!!! :huh:
  3. That's probably a tortology - Think and Man in the same sentence!! Alright you must all have a Kiss Me Quick hat on! There, you see, I can do it if I try hard enough!! :D
  4. Probably not - If it is seized you will need to try putting it in gear and jerking it free. It might work - then again it might not!!
  5. Well you could all wear a pink frock - or perhaps you could all wear a flower in your hair (except for the bald blokes) or maybe you should all paint your faces bright blue or something? I don't know - I am only good at taking the mickey - I don't have good ideas!!! :D
  6. You don't seem best pleased then!!! :D :D The secret is to find a car that has all the positives and none of the negatives - unfortunately only the Galaxy fits the bill!! :D I've had a few problems but by & large it's been a good motor (all three of em!!)
  7. Just out of interest are you all going to meet under the clock? or are you all going to be wearing carnations or similar? How are you going to recognise each other? :D You all need something to make you stand out (apart from a Galaxy!!) :D
  8. I have always thought your head unit wasn't working properly!!! :D :D :D
  9. Not strictly true - Once the gas level falls below a set minimum the pressure sensor won't allow the compressor clutch to activate.
  10. And how!!!!!!! :angry: ;)
  11. At my last service I supplied the oil & filter and yet the prats managed to over fill the oil - They put in the whole 5 litres from a can of Millers PD. So I got a syringe and a bit of tubing and spend around an hour (I only had a 5ml syringe!!) sucking the oil out until I had the level correct. It has to come out mumof4 otherwise you will bugger up the Catalyser and that will fail it on the MOT. So get you down to boots and buy the biggest syringe they have and you then need some plastic tubing - you can get that from B&Q etc. Happy sucking!!! :angry:
  12. Don't worry we all have them only you can only see your own.
  13. Our local Asda sells them for
  14. Add that to the low speeds on wireless and the no doubt soon to be discovered dangers of radio in confined spaces and I am happy to be on my hard wired network. I work from home and my laptop is always picking up other networs and as you say they are unsecured - its basic stuff but the fact is most people havent a clue.
  15. I would imagine it is somewhere near the dishes etc - it obvious mumof4 is missing the sink!!!
  16. Such cynicism in one so young! Why can't he just be doing something nice bcause he loves you? :lol: If he didn't love you he would trade you in for a new model!!! :lol: Anyway - you must have a busy day tomorrow what with all the cooking and cleaning and looking after the kids so why not just have a nice cup of cocoa(chocolate always calms down the ladies :D ) and toddle off to bed and ask Hubby to keep you warm :P By the way its going to rain tomorrow so you better get up early to cut the grass and get the washing on the line B)
  17. Listen - you girlies need them as much as we do! How else do you get your Babies ? Even if that's all you want us for - you still need us!! :D I wonder why so many ladies once they are in a serious relationship and have kids suddenly turn from wanting a man and babies to a raving lezza who hates men? :D I'vd decided that like Big Daddy's Cowboy I too am a lesbian!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  18. Did you not read the document I attached for you? See my previous post :D
  19. You definitely have a cruel streak!!!
  20. Hmm... Have you cleaned the screen what with all that coffee yet? wouldn't want to upset hubby what with you girlies not understanding the technology etc!. :P Well you could be right I may well be a throw back to Victorian values - but then again maybe I just know which buttons to push!! B) The pain threshold bit - I have read numerous stories of Men having limbs cut off, guts hanging out etc etc etc and still going on to complete the mission , kill the enemy, take that pill box etc - But the most you get from women is "what a hard labour - it took 15 or 20 hours - Or my back aches from all that ironing - Face it - Women are great at what they do - the ones that aren't were probably meant to be men anyway!! :D You just carry on raising the children toting that bail and looking pretty - you know all the things women were made for!. :D I mean that's why women have smaller feet than men - so that they can get closer to the the sink! :D Why do brides wear white -? So that they match the kitchen!! I realise these truths may hurt - but if you just sit down then go off for a coffee maybe a hairdo and perhaps buy a new frock you'll get over it!! :D Now don't spend too long reading al this crap cos Hubby will be home soon and you will have to give him all your atntion after his hard day at work. Read this - it will help you to understand your position in life!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
  21. Not the "unkindest cut" of all ? :D Ooh you ladies can be soooo vicious!! :D
  22. Always assuming of course it hasn't thrown a Con rod or similar!!
  23. You think you got problems!!! I just want to be left alone and all I get is drop dead gorgeous women throwing themselves at me - they won't leave me alone. I don't get a minutes peace. Blood y sex sex sex!! I can't sleep can't think straight - what is it with them? Hmmmmmmm..... wait a minute - that's wrong ! My rant is they aren't doing those things!!!!! Why not!!!! I deserve it!! Well that's todays rant over. Any advice?
  24. Hi Bluesbrother I have the same issue on my wifes Gal (1997 MK1) - could you give me the part numbers of the bits you changed please. I have already replaced the cables but as you say the gearchange works fine but it does all flap about a bit!! Cheers BJ
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