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Bigjeeze

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  1. Well I thought in my innocence that the initials for BigJeeze were BJ - as in Big Jeeze :o - But as I am quite partial to a blow job ( I emphasise only on the receiving end ,pardon the pun) :rolleyes: I suppose it's Ok. :o
  2. Del I think what Neil is trying to say is that there is fault on both sides but that we should now let it go. It isn't helping to point the blame as both parties can show that they have issues with the other. What is needed here is for everyone to just forget it and carry on as before. Don't take it personally. Jokes may not be appreciated by all but usually they are just jokes. I don't think either you or VR6 really give a rat's arse about each other - neither of you really know each other except from this forum and as we have all said this isn't real life on here just a gathering of people who want to share information and have a laugh. Why not just let it go and move on. Cheers :ph34r: BJ
  3. Hi You can get brazing (not braising - that's what you do to beef!) rods from Halfords which are essentially a brass mixture covered in a flux - you then need either a Gas welder - or as I did a couple of gas blow lamps - the process is very similar to soldering just hotter. It worked for me - and still is. Hope that helps BJ
  4. One other point :ph34r: If you're smart enough to gain 3 good A level results you really don't need us to tell you what to do Go do it!!!!! B)
  5. I'm all for catching anyone who does wrong - but please don't confuse these systems for the reason we are paying huge premiums - Thats simply because a) they can, and B) they are robbing bastards!! If every illegal driver suddenly started paying insurance all that would happen is that the Insurance companies would get a windfall - I mean when did you last get a letter from an Insurance company telling you your premium is going down! It just doesn't happen. I reall do believe if the punishments for illegal driving were the loss of the vehicle (no matter who actually owns it - be it personal company or hire) then we might see a reduction in this sort of behaviour. Any drunk, dangerous Driver, No Insurance, etc - Crush the car - that way we have less cars on the road and the bastards get to pay as other have to. Today's a rant day!! :ph34r:
  6. 13. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. 12. Life is sexually transmitted. 11. Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die. 10. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection make him a sandwich! 9. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks. 8. Some people are like Slinkies ... . Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. 7. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing. 6. Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. 5. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism. 4. Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents? 3. In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal. 2. Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the oldest. AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: You read about all these Terrorists most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; If you are two days late with a video those people are all over your ass. I think we should put Blockbuster in charge of immigration.
  7. A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, > draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. > > After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to Human > Resources. Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the > co-worker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against him. > > The HR supervisor is puzzled by this approach, and asks, "What's > sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice? > > The woman replies, "It's Keith, the midget"
  8. When I ordered mine I specifically added the DUal Air Con (an extra
  9. One other point to consider - you shouldn't need to run up such a huge debt. My Eldest had more gadgets like cameras DVD IPods etc whilst at Uni, and also did more socialising than studying - than he does now he's at work. My point is do not worry about the money - without a shadow of doubt you can cut the loans down below
  10. I was brought up to keep your mouth closed when you are eating! ;) And i never talk with my mouth full!! :lol: :D Roundabouts?????ill just drive over the buggers and aim straight at ya!! :lol: :D (Ill make sure that the bumper is on securely first tho...dont want it falling off!!) Just remember to take a deep breath before you start then!! :ph34r:
  11. I bid for a new alloy with a brand new Tyre on Ebay (Dunlop SP2020E 215/55/16) and won it. Cost me
  12. Ooooh Matron!!
  13. I have the same - it's because you have the Dual Air Con - the rear unit takes up the space where the window opener goes. All dual Air con models only have the one opening window.
  14. I seem to remeber Delboyt posting a message that described how he has damaged other peoples vehicles that were badly parked at his home address - Perhaps the boys in blue would be interested? :lol: Moderator - I don't think so. After all I would suggest you need a moderate amount of education - the ability to speak and write in English would be good as well. :lol: I'm with you guys on this one. BJ :lol:
  15. No :lol: Can we see the avatar from the front?
  16. I don't have a pit or a lift so I always use ramps - You can't get the under tray off if you don't!!
  17. Quantity versus Quality
  18. I'm sorry but I am confused - are you talking about the contents of a wallet here? ie Money? :o or something else!!! If you girls have already found it and it's so good why do you want us blokes to know about it? :o How do you girls know that we don't have our own version? B) (It might explain the constant rummaging around us chaps seem to do!!!!) :lol: Anyway if it was of any importance it would be labelled!! :o
  19. It might explain why women are always looking in wallets though! Anyway why do women want to find it? It doesn't have any useful function does it? I am sure it doesn't although no matter how hard I think I can't quite put my finger on it!! :lol: It's not like you can use it for anything useful !! :o
  20. mumof4 You seem to have changed your avatar and your level of conversation has dropped to the gutter!! :o Anyway everyone knows it kept in the man's wallet! :lol:
  21. It depends - In most cases the bolts will have sheared - Usuall within the roll restrictor itself - but this can uaually be removed using a stud remover/eeziout - or in my case I just used a pair of grips. If the roll restrictor is broekn they cost around
  22. after 4 kids id say so :) Whilst I have no wish to either pry or presume - I rather hope you had one before the kids!!!! :D
  23. Who said anything about selling to some wife and kids for them to have a blow out??? In the event of this problem not being economical to rectify it should be punted onto a dealer and give them the problem to sort out. Fact. And who do you think the deealer is going to sell it to? :(
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