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Bigjeeze

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  1. As one of those drivers who often curses caravans - usually unfairly - can someone please explain the rules that apply. ie What speeds they are allowed to drive at on what roads and also whether there are any actual regulations about the type of car and the size of van being towed. I often see cars towing vans that look far too big.
  2. Don't sell or give away them all mum you may need a couple yourself at some point!! :(
  3. I have a Digimate 19" which has both standard and DVI inputs cost me
  4. What about clinically deaf drivers then? :ph34r:
  5. Still when my mates son said he wanted to be a vet and decided to give the dog mouth to mouth we had to tell him to try the other end!!!!
  6. Look what happened when I fed my dead goldfish to my cat!!!
  7. I agree losing a pet is very sad - but console yourself with the fact that the Vet is getting vey rich out of your misery! :blink:
  8. I had a similar problem on my wife's galaxy - I changed track rod ends, Swivel joints had the geometry checked and in the end I decided to change the wishbone - and the problem has dissapeared. I don't know whether the bushes were shot or not but in any event the tyres are now wearing evenly ....and slowly!
  9. Try here!! http://www.wiperblades.co.uk/products.asp?id=372
  10. That's just it!! I don't know!! Is it?
  11. Don't forget black boxes for our flying friends!!! :blink:
  12. Ragged arsed what????
  13. Vauxhall site -you have left out Zafira - The most popular vauxhall there is!!
  14. A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, Ribbit 9 Iron." The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he hears, "Ribbit 9 Iron" He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts the club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow that's amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh? The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog." The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3 wood." The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas. " They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says, "Ribbit Roulette." Upon approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6.." Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You've won me all this money and I am forever grateful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves it. With a kiss, the frog turns into a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not Gary Glitter."
  15. Well you don't do MM out of a job - you shift it with lorries!!!! :lol:
  16. MM - Grandson!! Just noticed what you said!! :lol: :D You can't take life seriously - especially over driving -it drives you nuts!!. :lol: By the way MM you are wrong about the capacity of the railways on two counts - One most railroads have at least two up and two down routes - or fast & slow , so there is always room for more traffic, and two after and outside of rush hours the railways are empty - so you could go back to moving heavy freight at night like we always used to. In addtion the railways lost their freight business because of poor reliabilty due to union activity and also because the overall cost of owning and running HGV's has reduced in real terms in the last 30 years. :D Witness the Royal Mail. Anyway I have to go and polish the bayonet in case the Germans arrive - because as you know "they don't like it up em!!" :lol:
  17. Don't you just love starting a rant on here!!! :ph34r: :angry: :D
  18. Went to Longleat today with my wife and three sons - Used the swivels - they were great. Hardly ever use them but when you do they are brilliant - a littel difficult but not impossible.
  19. I agree with most of the above - but to be frank the real issue is that there are too many vehicles on the road nowadays and although it is not possible to reduce them - that it what we need to do. My second gripe is the volume of safe, sensible I don't do it ever drivers who perpetually lecture us - show by example stop whinging. Yes we do need more education, yes we do need more care on the road - but most of all what we need is common sense which just does not exist int he mass of the motoring public ( I don't excuse myself in any of this). Manufacturers should stop producing cars that can do more than 90mph, that accelerate to 60 in under 10 seconds and also reduce the "I'm alright factor" by removing all the safety devices like air bags, seat belts and crumple zones - If we all felt a little more vulnerable perhaps we would take more care. Oh and bring back hanging, sing the National Anthem in cinemas and send gunboats every time someone foreign johnny upsets us!. Why when I was a boy you could get a pound of bullseyes for 2 bob and the bulls for a quid.... Rule Britannia :angry: NB - Don't take this too seriously (Ihave to add this because there are so many prats who believe anything I say!)
  20. Check the Drop Links - Is the noise constant or only when going over bumps etc?
  21. The object circled in white is the MAF - this is what MM thinks you are referring to - If it is then all you need is a new one and the problem should be solved - providing as you say that when disconnected the engine runs fine.
  22. As I am sure you will agree, what with absolutely everything in the lounge having its own separate remote control nowadays, the DVD, the VCR, the TV, The stereo, etc. finding the right one (or finding any of them at all for that matter) can be a nightmare. I have therefore redesigned the conventional remote, and come up with a design which responds to your voice commands, is attractively packaged and feels good in your hands
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