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I seem to remember posters here saying that when the hissing sound emanates from the glovebox the evaoporator is shot. I would go for the refill/test so that you know one way or the other what is wrong.

If they have completely changed the whole thing it should be fine - I would question whether they have actually done that.

Sounds like the T piece is a vacuum connector and as such could be very important to the smooth running of the engine. MAF is normally anywhere between

I think that you need to consider a couple of factors here - The first is VAT, the second purchase tax and of course the last being the general fall in the value of cars due to the current situation. Add to that the fact that Ford have never been good on residual values and you come up with your problem. I would not buy a new car at all - always one with small mileages on as this reduces significantly the amount of taxes paid as this forms the biggest part of the depreciation

SOunds like the clutch is slipping to me as well. Put the brake on put it in top gear then let the clutch out and see if it stalls - Not the most scientific method but usually effective.

Fit whatever suits your budget - Chances are the insurance company will pay for the funerals anyway.

Only 25 years? I have 36 years experience driving all types of vehicles - but I am not going to risk my life and those of my passengers to save

I just changed my clutch at 140K - to be fair the rivets sheared through the material it wasn't worn out - That said I think that's a good innings. My MK1 has the original clutch at 140K although that one stopped doing motorway miles @ 80K. Just the luck of the draw really. If you are sure that the car hasn't had a clutch then I think it might be worth replacing purely on a precautionary basis.

I think you need to re bleed the brakes again - If that doesn't help then check out the brake servo - If the brake pedal is hard when the engine isn't running the hydraulics must be OK - You might still have air in the system particularly in the ABS system pump.

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If the belt is so worn as to be nearly breaking then it would likely be slipping which would affect the effectiveness of the power steering - So firstly install a new belt, check the fluid level is ok and that there are no obvious leaks. Then check all the steering joints to see if they are seized or broken.

Check the fuel filter isn't full of water. Check the maf and connections - I am assuming it has enough fuel etc?

This will need a better brain than mine - but it sounds like a relay to me - I am not sure if there is one for the booster pump but that would certainly be worth a look.

Thank you all for your kind wishes - I was working! Some of us still have jobs!! Have one on me.

I have a CK3100 and I find it really good. The only issue I have with it is when I use my phone ( HTC720) when dialling my voicemail it always dials so fast the mail system can't pick up the dialed digits. It works fine if I hold the phone in my hand and do it - even via the CK3100. That aside I think it is great.

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Nows the time to buy an extra large tank and stock up -

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