Bigjeeze

do you not think that those who are not hetero, may feel the same way about those that are?? I have a friend who is a lesbian, she gets fed up with the amount of men who are of the opinion that she needs porking to see what she is missing, or asked if she and her friend will accomodate a male in their midst whilst they are busy. She kinda gets very annoyed when all this is said. Whatever sexual orientation people are doesnt bother me, as it is the person i am friends with, And just coz they happen to bat for the same side as themselves, makes them no less of a person. I think you may have missed the point. I said I would like to be a lesbian so that other (real ) lesbians would be interested in me! I appreciate that a real Lesbian wouldn't be any more than a real Homosexual would be interested in a woman. It was a joke. I find lesbianism just as difficult to understand as the other version. Again it is their business not mine and as you rightly say a friend is a friend regardless of orientation.

I can assure you that I didn't mean to hide from the question - I thought I had answered it in as funny a way as possible. In the original piece I intended to imply that I don't care about race or colour but that I am not too happy about sexual deviance (As in deviance from the norm). I am what I consider, normally heterosexual with no Homosexual leanings, unless you can count the fact that I would like to be a lesbian and shre their activities. I am as tolerant of someone's sexuality as the next person - It is something they are born with and cannot change - I would prefer however, not to know what their particular difference is. You can be what you like - just don't tell me about it or how proud you are to be "it" I am just not interested. Now, if you are female and have nympho tendencies then I am of course all ears. :ph34r:

You can take tolerance only so far......I find Homosexuals a pain in the arse - and I don't like any tongue in cheek nonsense either.

Sadly I think you are absolutely right - things are not looking good. ;)

Barry returned from a doctor's visit one day and told his wife Carolyn that the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live. Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she agreed and they made passionate love. Six hours later, Barry went to her again, and said, "Honey, now I only have 18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?" Carolyn agreed and again they made love. Later, Barry was getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight hours of life left. He touched Carolyn's shoulder and said, "Honey? Please? Just one more time before I die." She agreed, then afterward she rolled over and fell asleep. Barry, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and he tossed and turned until he was down to only four more hours. He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. "Honey, I only have four hours left! Could we...?" His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, "Listen Barry, I'm not being funny but I have to get up in the morning and you don't."

I would suggest that you are the one with a narrow minded view - ie your own. Is it beyond your wit or wisdom to understand that other people may have a different view or opinion to yours? Why is it you feel your opinion is the only worthwhile one - what makes you the arbitor of good taste and judgement? I would far rather know what someones opinion is so that I can deal with it than have it repressed and growing more bitter. Yugoslavia is a case in point - for years the issues between the various factions were supressed and hidden - then look what happened the moment they were free to "express" their views. If someone doesn't like Black/coloured/Asian/Chinese/Slavic people that is their loss and their lack of vision - but I still would prefer to know it than not. Freedom of speech works both ways it is not intended only for your point of view but for everyone, whether we like it or not. For your information my wife is black, my three children are coloured. I don't care what colour you are , what nationality or religion you are -or worse what your sexual orientation is -but whichever of these categories people belong to I]DON'T WANT ANYMORE PEOPLE COMING HERE. Thats my opinion - not yours, not necessarily anyone elses - just mine.

To commemorate her birthday, actress/vocalist, Julie Andrews made a special appearance at Manhattan's Radio City Music Hall -If you sing it, it's especially hysterical!!! Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting, Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings, Bundles of magazines tied up in string, These are a few of my favorite things. Cadillac's and cataracts, and hearing aids and glasses, Polident and Fixodent and false teeth in glasses, Pacemakers, golf carts and porches with swings, These are a few of my favorite things. When the pipes leak, when the bones creak, When the knees go bad, I simply remember my favorite things, And then I don't feel so bad. Hot tea and crumpets and corn pads for bunions, No spicy hot food or food cooked with onions, Bathrobes and heating pads and hot meals they bring, These are a few of my favorite things. Back pain, confused brains and no need for sinnin', Thin bones and fractures and hair that is thinnin', And we won't mention our short shrunken frames, When we remember our favourite things. When the joints ache, When the hips break, When the eyes grow dim, Then I remember the great life I've had, And then I don't feel so bad.

Don't worry - as the population of the world grows even faster we will soon drink up all the water - burn all the fuels and will have to resort to drinking the blood of each other. We'll all be vampires!!

Quite probably - they need a good blast once a week or so to keep them clear

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TAKE DOWN the FEEDER! I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it lovingly with seed. It was indeed a beautiful bird feeder. Within a week we had hundreds of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily accessible food. But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above the table, and next to the barbecue. Then came the bird shit. It was everywhere; on the patio tile, the chairs, the table ... everywhere! Then some of the birds turned mean. They would dive bomb me and try to peck me even though I had fed them out of my own pocket. And others birds were boisterous and loud. They sat on the feeder and squawked and screamed at all hours of the day and night and demanded that I fill it when it got low on food. After a while, I couldn't even sit on my own back porch anymore. So I took down the bird feeder and in three days the birds were gone. I cleaned up their mess and took down the many nests they had built all over the patio. Soon, the back yard was like it used to be ... quiet, serene and no one demanding their rights to a free meal. Now let's see ..... Our government gives out free food, subsidized housing, free medical care, and free education and allows anyone born here to be an automatic citizen. Then the immigrants came by the million. Suddenly Our taxes went up to pay for free services; small apartments are housing 5 or more families; you have to wait 6 hours to be seen by a doctor in a hospital because it is filled with immigrants; your child's class is behind other schools because over half the class doesn't speak English. Corn Flakes now come in a bilingual box; I have to 'press one' to hear my bank talk to me in English, and people waving flags are squawking and screaming in the streets, demanding more rights and free liberties. Its just my opinion but: maybe, just maybe, it's time for the government to take down the damn bird feeder. If you agree, pass it on; if not, continue cleaning up the shit!

My point is that all of those guys out there are presumably shagging women - unless it's the same women then there are a lot of women out there who will have lots of bits of paper to fill in as well as the men.

It's curious that all women seem to think it's only men who play the field - If that is so - who are the women they are playing with?? :D

A little old lady is walking down the street, dragging two plastic bin bags, one in each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags and once in a while a

Mick was in court for a double murder and the judge said, 'You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner.' A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You b*stard!' The judge continued, 'You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner.' Again the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, 'You Fu*king b*stard!!!' The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the court room, and said, 'Herbert, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?' Herbert, at the back of the court stood up and responded, 'For fifteen years I've lived next door to that b*stard and every time I asked to borrow a fu*king spanner, he said he didn't have one!'

I still don't think this is true - But anyway if we are all equal and all treated the same regardless of sexual orinetation, Race, Gender, disability then it doesn't matter and is surely not needed. Without asking for details just what do people with different sexual orientation require that is different to the average Hetero person?

Another point to ponder is that on most Air Con systems the cold air is just that - there is no thermostat to turn it off when it reaches the acorrect temp whereas with the CC on the Galaxy it is colling the whole car and maintaining an even temp - My Gal has the dual Air con and it gets comfortably cool - my wife's MK! gives you frost bite in the face but it not so good if you are sitting in the rear. It sounds like yours is working well.

Nope.I don't have a pair of them dangling between me legs....well, not lately anyway :lol: :lol: no you have a pair of chesticles. That reminds me: What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts! What do you call Nuts on your chin? A blow job!!! :ph34r:

A MAN walked into a fish and chip shop with a fish under his arm. 'Do you have any fishcakes?' he asked. 'Yes, of course,' said the fish shop owner. 'Great,' replied the man, nodding at the fish under his arm, 'It's his birthday.'

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women in the group was constantly complaining. The bus seats are uncomfortable. The food is terrible. It's too hot. It's too cold. The accommodations are awful. The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone. 'Good luck will be followin' ya all your days if you kiss the Blarney Stone,' the guide said. 'Unfortunately, it's being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it. Perhaps we can come back tomorrow.' 'We can't be here tomorrow,' the nasty woman shouted. 'We have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can't kiss the stupid stone.' 'Well now,' the guide replied, 'it is said that if you kiss someone who has kissed the stone, you'll have the same good fortune.' 'And I suppose you've kissed the stone,' the woman scoffed. 'No, ma'am,' the frustrated guide said, 'but I've sat on it.'

This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of West Virginia . After spending a great evening chatting the night away, John's grandfather prepared breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film-like substance on his plate, and questioned his grandfather asking, 'Are these plates clean?' His grandfather replied, 'They're as clean as cold water can get them. Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!' For lunch the old man made hamburgers. Again, John was concerned about the plates as his appeared to have tiny specks around the edge that looked like dried egg and asked, 'Are you sure these plates are clean?' Without looking up the old man said, 'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you fret; I don't want to hear another word about it!' Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass. John yelled and said, 'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'. Without diverting his attention from the football game he was watching on TV, the old man shouted. 'COLDWATER, GO LAY DOWN!!!!'

I saw that report - But I think it has been chipped! :wacko:

http://www.fordgalaxy.org.uk/ford/index.ph...lange&st=30 pics in here

I was in Costco's in Watford last week and was eying rather wistfully the gallons of cooking oil at around 70p per litre and wondering should I try it in the Gal. But I didn't.

I don't like it - I am sure no one else likes it - but I think we are all going to have to tighten our belts and stop spending on things that are now considered necessities but which are actually not. I still have my two Motorbikes in the garage and am thinking of getting them on the road again, I also pumped up the tyres on my push bike(need a few days rest now). I am not spending any money without considering carefully first what the future holds. I have no wish to struggle to pay mortgages etc - the bastards that artifically push these prices up are quite happy to forclose on you and take theri profit - they have no loyalty to you only themselves.