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Just buy a parrot blue tooth hands free kit - works well for me!!

I think it's the anti chatter spring for the caliper - Fits between the pads. My copy of the ford TIS disc has died so I can't check!

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Have a look on E Bay - you can get repair kits for about

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au contraire mon ami - I won't boast as I don't want to upset you - the forum love god!

Of course they have!!! http://www.fordgalax...on%20pipe&st=15 Have a look at this post - Assuming you have a diesel and the pipes are routed the same then this is by far easier than taking the front of the car off - However, if you do have a half decent Air Con guy then you may decide to let him do it. The cost of a new pipe is approx £170 so if I were you I would look at some recent posts where someone has posted details of a repairer of Air Con pipes.

Is this a MK1 or MK2? Cheers BJ

Check the MAF for the restricted speed.

I would suggest this is becasue they are offering pattern parts - and more likely a solid flywheel instead of the DMF already fitted. Check GSF their prices are usually pretty keen.BJ

The best option is to take it to another dealer and ask them what they think it wrong - without telling them what the first guy said!. It's always worth getting a second opinion. I am not exactly sure what he means by the MFU - It could be a number of things causing the problems - However, I would suggest you check that your brake lights are working correctly - ( it may sound daft!) - If you have a broken bulb change it, or if they aren't working at all it may well be the brake light switch ( around

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The fans will always run if the air con is on - if not then they should only come on when the temp is over the correct point. Sounds like you have some sort of wiring issue. The fault you describe sounds like MAF failure.

That's just how my MK1 looked when the floor flooded. All I did was scrub it clean with a nail brush under running water - then put it in the oven on a very low setting until it had dried out. When I re installed it all worked fine and in fact still is some 5 years later. Hope you are just as lucky!!

If the new engine is playing up after 9 months and has a 12 month warranty - ask for a new engine again - then take it to someone who knows what they are doing!!!

Good advic e Mirez - ThanksSounds like a plan!. If it maintains the pressure then I will go for a regas etc.Cheers

My Air con has gone wonky again after 4 years. I had the flashing display issue and when I checked the air low pressure side ( using a top up gauge ) it showed no pressure. So therefore the compressor didn't turn. I decided to try and look for the possible leak but couldn't see any - I checked all the usual places, Condenser etc but couldn't see anything amiss. I bought one of those dye and seal cans - put it in but of course not enough pressure to make the compresor start . I then thought that in for a penny in for a pound - so I used my Air compressure toi pout in approx 25 psi - which is average for the operating pressure. Display stopped flashing - fans come on High pressure pipe from compressor gets really hot - but no cooling - not surprising as there is not enough gas in the system . My intention was to get the dye/sealer circulating so that I could see any leaks. So far so good. My issue now is that I want to get the system properly refilled etc - but as I can't find the problem and so far it seems like the pressure is holding - do I waste my money or not?. Any suggestions?

I am not sure about checking the DMF but changing it is just a case of replacing the clutch and dmf at the same time. I did mine a couple of years ago. The DMF cost

I would say yes - Once you have had the Cam belt done you don't want to do it all again to replace the water pump. A water pump costs around the

Yes - this is the funniest E bay ad ever.

The bleed tool for the clutch uses vacuum rather than the traditional pressure type - so in effect it sucks the fluid in rather than blows it - I managed to bodeg one out of my eezibleed and got it working that way - Your best bet is to see if you can borrow or hire one. I think that the TIS hasa good explanation of what is required - you can buy them off Joust off base I think. http://www.justoffbase.co.uk/Tool-Shop/Brake-Bleeding