Biscuit

hello all my missus was driving the car today on the motorway (yes scary i know!!!) when igot a phone call saying that the car wont go over 40 mph (went into limp home mode) i have done a vag com scan and got fault code from the engine:- 17965-charge pressure control:Positve deviation Can anybody out there please shed some light as to what this means????? thanks Biscuit

Hi all the vag com that i use only lists the VW Sharan and the Seat Alhambra but not the galaxy which one do i use? advise gratefully accepted thanks

Hi Stevie As Radio Two has said i changed my glow plug at the weekend the old duff one that i took out had that part number on it, but the new one was a different part number it is still a Beru plug but it burns hotter and i no longer get smoke or get told at traffic lights that the back of my car is on fire!!! (only took half an hour to change) Biscuit

i got one for my wedding anni great fun we get freinds round and play bowling while having a few beers

Merry Christmas to all the members and their families Hope you all have a good and safe one!!! :blink:

An aeroplane's passengers watch nervously as two men wearing pilots uniforms and dark glasses use canes to feel their way to the cockpit. The plane starts hurtling down the runway and the passengers start to get scared as the water at the end of the airstrip gets closer and closer. With only a few yards left, everyone screams, but the plane lifts off just in time. The passengers think it was all a joke, while in the cockpit, the pilots give each other a high five. "You know" says one pilot to the other, "one day they're gonna scream too late and were all gonna die!"

Cruel but funny!

I'll say it was dubious! he barged your fella off the ball fell over his own feet then claimed free kick!!!! how does that figure???

They were definatley ROBBED!!!! That Linesman and ref were a disgrace! this is coming from an englishman

I used to have a Peugeot 405 sri (it was a red i ) in black! that was a fantastic car it went like poo off a stick! God i'd have that car back in a shot!!!! :unsure:

Whats the tyre wear like?

Welcome Steve Enjoy your stay!!!! :wub:

Lena is pregnant with Olle's child. Late one night, Lena wakes Olle and says, 'I tink it's time!' So Olle fired up the John Deere tractor and took her to the hospital to have their first baby. She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at and said, Olle son! Ain't dat great!' Just den the doctor spoke up and said, 'Hold on! We ain't finished yet!' The doctor den held up a little girl. He said, 'Hey, Olle! You got you a daughter!' She's a pretty little ting, too.' then the doctor said, 'Holey Moley, Olle, we still ain't done yet!' The doctor then delivered another boy and said, 'Ole, you yust had yourself another boy!' Olle was flabbergasted by this news ! A couple days later, Olle brought Lena and their three children home in the self-propelled combine. He was real serious and he asked Lena, 'How come we got tree on the first try?' Lena said, 'You remember dat night we ran out of Vaseline and you vent out in the garage and got dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?' Olle said, 'Yeah, I do. Uffda! It's a dam good ting I didn't get the WD-40.

Unless i'm mistaken its the same with the housing as well. Good job i dont vote I cant be blamed for helping the get the incompetant pillocks into No10

2 irishmen sat in a pub. Pat says "if i sleep with your missus and she has a kid will that make us related?" "no" says Mick "But it'll make us even!!"

A group of girlfriends are on vacation, when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads "For Women Only". Since they were without their boyfriends or parents, they decide to go in. The Bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors...go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide, since each floor has signs telling you what's inside". So they start going up, and on the first floor the sign reads "All the men here have it short and thin" ....the friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor. The sign on the Second floor reads "All the men here have it long and thin". Still, this wasn't good enough so the friends move up to the third floor, where the sign read "All the men here have it short and thick". This was still another disappointment, but knowing there are still 2 floors left, they move on to the next floor. On the Fourth floor, the sign was perfect. "All the men here have it long and thick" The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is one floor left. Wondering what they were missing, they go to the Fifth floor, where the sign read "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman"

Not a plastic united fan are you Kev???

Sorry the maps were part of another joke that didnt quite work!!! tried to edit them out but unable to do!!! :unsure:

A man was driving down the road and ran out of PETROL . Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window. The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem'? 'I'm out of petrol.' The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his petrol tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out. 'Try it now,' said one bee. The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed. 'What did you put in my tank'? Scroll down Scroll down Scroll down The bee answered, 'BP.' I see you smiling

Little boy examining his nuts and asks "Mum are these my brains?" Mum replies "not yet!!!!!"

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DIVORCE VS. MURDER????? A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he exclaimed, "Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband. That's against the law! I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at the picture and replied, "Well now, that's different. You didn't tell me you had a prescription." _____

NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more! Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time." The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex Obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. "In this country, we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives." "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '."