A man with a black eye boards a plane & notices the man next to him has a shiner too. The first man says "How did you get that?". Second man says, "Instead of asking the big breasted girl at the ticket counter for 2 tickets to Pittsburgh, I asked for 2 pickets to Tittsburgh". first man says " I got mine like that too!" I wanted to say to my wife "Pour me a bowl of frosties please" But i actually said "Youve ruined my life you evil fat cow!!!"