Biscuit

this makes you wonder!!!! :rolleyes: http://www.mustangforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=368307

Lewis, world champ :o I,m glad he did the job in massa's backyard! all the penalties and decisions that have been dished out to Hamilton and McClaren this season showed that the officials tried to gear it for Ferrari! i remember a couple of seasons back when Martin Brundle asked Bernie Ecclestone who he'd like to win the British GP, Ecclestones reply "Dont care as long as its a red car"!!!!!! Goes to show who he prefers!!!

Sorry the link doesnt work! :rolleyes:

.....Just because I know you need to smile..... You've got to see this. 1st look and see the Whale under the water. Keep your cursor OUT of the picture until you see the Whale. Then move your mouse cursor onto the picture, but stand back, you might get wet (it's like it's 3D). Click on the picture when it loads completely and be sure that your sound is on CLICK ON:http://www.toilette-humor.com/cartoon.html

This was sent to me by a mate, LMAO and still singing the flaming tune!!! BUT IT DEFINATELY NOT FOR CHILDRENS EYES OR EARS CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=nWMTF5fLA6o&...ature=rec-fresh

A woman says to her hubby "If my left leg was dinner and my right leg was tea, which would you prefer?" Hubby replies " Eating between meals!"

Why do women have small feet? so they can stand closer to the sink!!!!!

This gives a new meaning to brain fried http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/searc...le-microon_news

I have a limiter fitted on my wagon at work as well as a tracker!!! I think that people have become more tolerant of the speed waggons can/can go.

To stop doors relocking after you have unlocked the car open the drivers door

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat? Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough? Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet? Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'? What is the speed of darkness? Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours? If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? Did you ever stop and wonder...... Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?' Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's bum.' Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is? Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs ! If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Stop singing and read on....... Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

The price of Petrol versus Printer Ink All these examples do NOT imply that petrol is cheap; it just illustrates how outrageous some prices are.... You will be really shocked by the last one! (At least, I was...) Compared with Petrol...... Think a gallon of petrol is expensive? This makes one think, and also puts things in perspective. Diet Snapple 16 oz

Gordon Brown and David Cameron are travelling on a plane together over the UK. Cameron suddenly turns to Brown and says: " You know i could throw a

Hi all Id like you to meet Shadow. He's a 4 month old German Shepherd which we've adopted from the RSPCA. He is an absolute diamond except at night when the constant barking start as soon as he's left on his own!!!!!! He's a bit underwieght at the moment as the dogs in the kennels have just recovered from a stomach infection (poor buggers)

A little girl asks her mum, "Mum, can I take the dog for a walk > >>> > around the block?" > >>> > > >>> > Her mum replies "No, because she is on heat." > >>> > > >>> > "What does that mean?" asked the child. > >>> > > >>> > "Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage." > >>> > > >>> > The little girl goes out to the garage and says, "Dad, can I > >>> > take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the > >>>dog > >>> > was on the heat, and to come ask you." > >>> > > >>> > He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's > >>> > backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "Ok, you can go > >>> > now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the > >>> > block." > >>> > The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no > >>> > dog on the leash. > >>> > > >>> > Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Lulu?" > >>> > > >>> > (You're gonna love this!!!!!!!!!).............. > >>> > > >>> >>>>> >>> > > >>> > > >>> >>>>> >>> > > >>> > > >>> > The little girl said, "She ran out of petrol about halfway round > >>> > > >>> > the block, so another dog is pushing her home.

Just had my renewal through today and guess what!!! it stayed exactly the same!!!! :ph34r:

S O M E T I M E S Sometimes... when you cry... no one sees your tears. Sometimes... when you are in pain... no one sees your hurt. Sometimes... when you are worried.. no one sees your stress. Sometimes... when you are happy.. no one sees your smile. - - - - - - - - - - But FART!! just ONE time.. And everybody knows!! Gotcha!! You thought it was going to be one of those heart-touching stories!

This is funny

Happy Birthday Glenn! hope it was a good one

Got mine today (8 of em!)

I deliver to a company opposite The Wheel Specialists and when they first opened i asked them how much to do the wheels on my gal was told

It looks as though you got a damn good bargain there even the wheels dont look as they have any corrosion

You been popping those little pink pills again Biscuit ? The pink ones are fine on their own its when i mix them i'm knackered :lol:

Hiya Maz The pics from Donnining Park are still on here http://www.fordgalaxy.org.uk/ford/index.ph...13548&st=60

I dont get a warning light as such. The little LED in the top of the door card flashes when the turbo 'trips out'.