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Yes - seems like a reasonable idea - all we'll need is some one to tell us which jokes they've seen so that we know not post the wrong ones. :D Would you like the job? :wacko: just post on the end of one thread we can then just look at the first unread post to the end of the thread especially as it appears that the poster doesn't know if they've posted the joke before or not :lol: :wacko: Thanks Nik - I was trying to give your job away!! :D Does anybody really care? I don't! :wacko:

Yes - seems like a reasonable idea - all we'll need is some one to tell us which jokes they've seen so that we know not post the wrong ones. :wacko: Would you like the job? :wacko:

Yep - I know - couldn't get one today - GSF are getting it in tomorrow morning so should be fitted by lunchtime. All done! took around 15 mins from start to finish. Box & Clamp from GSF

Yep - I know - couldn't get one today - GSF are getting it in tomorrow morning so should be fitted by lunchtime.

Taken it off - it's not worth repairing - the seams are starting to go so it's a new one. GSF have one for around

I need some advice please. After much boasting that my exhaust is the original one and it's done 100K miles - it's broken. It has broken at the last box. The box is fine but the flange for attaching it to the other pipe has sheared off. I have thought about welding but I am not sure it's worth the effort. I have looked on various web sites but am not sure if the exhaust differs according to year. Does anyone know? It's a 2001/2 Mk11 1.9TD1 six speed engine number AUY. Prices seem to vary between

Absolutely spot on Type 3 "Variant" it is.

Hmmm... teabags at dawn eh? ;) What's windmilling? :D

Darren you need to check under your passenger seat and see if the Window & locking module is under water. If it is you will need to dry it out!! It's probably caused by blocked scuttles . :lol: Do a search on scuttles and you will find all you need to know. Good Luck :(

Well Hairy I think we might have a problem here - My Bassoon is totally 100% natural and a such I could not consider any prophylaxis of any kind - Latex can damage the keys you know. It's really quite unsporting of you to throw this in at the last minute - We have Mumof4 drooling and Teresa doing her rubbing exercises and now it appears it's all for nothing! :lol: I think we wil have to consider another from of chastisement for you. What are your thoughts on frog gargling? :lol:

Please be aware an antique and valuable insturment like my Carl Almenr

It's always cheaper on the Internet because they don't have to pay a call centre worker to talk to you. Most insurance companies discount Internet sales. Basically you need to find a car under 1000cc's to get any chance of a reasonable insurance cost. As for "mickey mouse" companies - you watch them if you need to claim - all of a sudden they turn distinctly mousey! (in fact Ratty)

Hmmm.... another female on the road!! Ducks down behind Nuclear shield wall :o

Well my Bassoon is actually a "Stradivarius" of Bassoons made by Carl Almenr

Well that's the price - and I like the idea of pay per view - However, you do need to ensure that HPE is up for this - It is his Goolies we are talking about :lol:

HPE - It's all up to you - it's your Goolies!! My Bassoon is ready and waiting - Just tell me where and when you want your Goolies bassooned and I'll oblige - Oh and the fee for Mum watching will be french polishing any scratches on my bassoon and applying the various unctions and lotions to your bassooned goolies :D :D I always find Iodine, CHilli and Pepper sauce works best! :D ermm..think you need to reword that..i dont have goolies!! :lol: :o No, but HPE will have severely bassooned Goolies, which believe me ,will need treatment - much rubbing and working in of the linctus (Iodine,Chilli and Pepper sauce) until he can open his eyes and maybe - and I say maybe, walk again. :D

HPE - It's all up to you - it's your Goolies!! My Bassoon is ready and waiting - Just tell me where and when you want your Goolies bassooned and I'll oblige - Oh and the fee for Mum watching will be french polishing any scratches on my bassoon and applying the various unctions and lotions to your bassooned goolies :D :lol: I always find Iodine, CHilli and Pepper sauce works best! :o

How much you willing to pay? :rolleyes: Bassooning of goolies is a very expensive business - first you got to get your Bassoon - and they ain't cheap - then you have to find someone who wants their goolies bassooned - you ask around - it ain't easy!!! :lol: :lol:

Young man - Where do you think the cost of sending you to University is funded from? Taxation!! The education system the roads and all of the infrastructure is paid for by Taxation - so don't knock it or pay

Hmmm... maybe we can do a deal!! :rolleyes: :blink:

yeah .. gotta make sure the feet conform to the 1.3 mm tread depth regulations lmao Be careful with the cheating BJ ... I know Karate .... and lots of other scary words beginning with K! :lol: Maybe you do but my Dad is a world champion boot polisher and I played for England in my youth (orchestra) so unless you want me to give you a bassoon in the goolies you'll keep clear :lol: I also have a dictionary and I am now going to look up threatening and frightening words to make you shake in your workwear boots!! :lol:

There's one down the road from me - looks Ok but not as good as mine :lol: I'll wait and see what the new Sharan is like. I coan't give up the the ride height etc I have - unless it's for something a bit classier like an Aston Martin.