Gawd that is the funniest one yet ive read :D Considering i HAVE a Vauxhall, might be aimed at me :D Rule 8 Dont bother with a membership to the local gym, exercise by taking the seats out and putting them back in again 3 times a day.When you get it down to pat increase to 5 times a day.That gut will soon develop into a nice attractive 6 pack, or for the ladies, you will look like youve never had kids and yer boobs will point out instead of down :rolleyes: