gregers

TO THE HEAVENS AND BACK?

little billy asks his dad for a telly in his room. he reluctantly agrees.next day billy comes downstairs and asks,dad wots love juice? dad looks horrified and tells billy all about the birds and the bees. billy just sat there with his mouth open in amazement, dad says so wot were you watching? billy says WIMBLEDON.

irishman,aussie and a scouser in a bar, jesus came in and sat on his own. they each send him a drink and jesus sups each pint slowly. when hes finished he walks over to the irishman and,shakes his hand thanks him 4 the guiness. blimey sez the irishman,my arthritis has gone. jesus then thaks the aussie for the fosters,crikey he sez.my bad backs cured. jesus approaches the scouser who runs away screaming F*** OFF IM ON DISABILITY BENEFIT.

boy in the bath with his mum,boy says wots that hairy thing? mum replies thats my sponge! oh yes says the boy,auntie has one, ive seen her wash dads face with it.

after great sex a mans thai girlfriend lies there stroking his pen1s. he asks do you want more sex? no she replies,im just admiring your c***........i really miss mine.

whats the difference between pmt & bse? one attacks the cows brain and sends it f***ing mental, and apparently the other is an agricultural problem

:D :D :16: NO DEFO SHELIA

very talented

OH CHRIST here we go again.

and you also need legal,i will never have insurance again without total peace of mind.

:) :43: :43: very good

im sorry but if you continue treating animals like this then you leave me no option but to let the rspca know.

i sdfkejfvgbfghghghbh dont

hi stu.the main nutter here is the person who answered first :ph34r:

at what temp did yours actually fire up(i know the temp its meant to)still the lowest temperature weve had down here has been 11.5c .coz im pretty sure mine wont work at 10c so it will look like i will be paying a surprise visit to the dealer to have a friendly CHAT YET AGAIN :ph34r:

..am sucking on a lollipop. ive got 1 thing to add to this maz :lol: to many lolipops are bad for your teeth so all the money you save through not smoking you can use at the dentists :ph34r:

loo seat down now thats always a bone of contention with me,you lasses always complain you have to put it down etc,but its us blokes who have to put it up, :ph34r: the only time blokes sit on the throne is to get rid of the best part of us and you woman expect us to lift the lid all the time aaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. back on track. i would love to be able to buy an m.o.d house(as long as it is structurally sound)everything else is fixable over time,if and when you had the dosh to be able to do it. down my area even a 3 bed pile of shite costs an arm and a leg,reason being is spend 5k and earn 20k in a short space of time so everyone has the same thoughts and hey presto HIGH PRICES.

hi and welcome to the nuthouse enjoy your stay :angry2:

thanx big kev,that might of been in french(i:e i have no idea :angry2: )what it all means.

big kev if that link was for me then i have read that thread but i do not have 2 keys to be able to program my new key hence why i asked can vag com do it.

over 6k,bloody hell,as seat kid suggests id certainly be firing off a few letters and probably obtain some form of legal info,lets hope you get the result you want.

dunno,but can you reprogram your keys with vag com,i only have 1 working remote key have acquired another remote have manage to program it to the central locking but i cannot program the pats part of it,any info greatly wanted :lol:

Then Drill a few speed holes in the radiator, think il need a hilti hammer drill for that! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! much to big and powerful,now a nice little hand drill will suffice. :lol: :lol:

YEAH BUT ILL BET YOU THEY DONT ALL SMELL AS SWEET AS THAT. :o :o :o

well im a chippie and mine have not even doubled let alone tripled,but its ok saying we need more houses built but they seem to forget that most of the services cant even cope NOW let alone thousands more property's and they keep building but they dont update the sewerage or mains water ,also we really should start to look at why over the last 20 years there seems to be a lot more flooding round the country COULD IT POSSIBLE BE THAT THE FLOOD PLANS ARE BEING DISTURBED???? and yes done on the south coast the prices have gone STUPID BIG TIME and i have a feeling in my water that there is going to be another recession heading our way very soon,how on earth can anyone afford to buy a house when the average price for a 3 bed is in the region of 175k or more,wont be long before were all be doing what they do in america and have a long term mortgage that will span a couple of generations rather then the normal 25 years to pay. but hey ho we will just have to relie on the local councils to house us...............oh we cant coz they given all the houses to the more needed non uk residents who have not paid any kind of contribution to the country at all.silly me.