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One fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly drive by. Following the first hearse was a second hearse, which in turn was immediately followed by a man walking solemnly along. Following him was a dog, and then about 200 men walking in single file. Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the second hearse and asked him who was in the first hearse.

STOP THE BLONDE JOKES.........okay A guy and his wife are lying in bed when the husband starts caressing her back. "Not tonight, dear," she says. "I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow." The husband rolls over and tries to go to sleep. A few minutes later, he turns back and again starts caressing her back. "Honey, stop," she says. "I told you I have to go to the gynaecologist in the morning." "I know," he answers. "But you don't have to go to the dentist, do you?"

A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right

A guy walks into a bar with his pet alligator, puts the gator up on the bar, and faces the patrons. "If I open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside, leave 'em there for five minutes, then remove my unit unscathed, will each of you buy me a drink?" The crowd murmurs its approval, so he gets up on the bar, drops his pants, and places his privates in the alligator's open mouth. The gator then closes its mouth as the crowd gasps. After five minutes, the man grabs a beer bottle and raps the alligator hard on the top of its head. The gator opens its mouth and the man removes his genitals

Three blondes were walking in the forest one day. They saw a set of tracks and started arguing over what kind of tracks they were. The first blonde said, "I think they're deer tracks!" The second blonde said, "I think they're dog tracks!" The third blonde said, "Well, I think they're cow tracks!" They were still arguing when the train hit them.

A man takes his father to the doctor. At the office, the doctor tells the old man, "I'm sorry, sir, but you have lung cancer. You'll be dead in a year." On the way home, the old man turns to his grief-stricken son and says, "Quit all that cryin'! I'm not depressed. I've lived 75 great years. How 'bout you and me go to my favorite bar and have a couple beers with my friends?" So while the guys are having their beers, the old man breaks the news to his friends. "Fellas," he says, "I'll be dead in a year 'cause I got AIDS." On the way home, his son asks, "Dad, why did you lie to your friends?" His dad replies, "'Cause when I die, I don't want them trying to f**k your mother!"

Head gasket....water getting into chambers ........any water loss ?

Yeh, but you've seen the most ! :rolleyes:

You would as well........evil.........evil....... :rolleyes:

Pair of wimps.....what's the matter with you. How organic do you want your food to be ? Just noticed this was my 1000th post .....yippee dee fecking Doo Dah....do I get a Badge ? ( Upon checking, 999 of them were rubbish and the other was a typo )

Well Done Gregers, you young whippersnapper, Life begins at the next one.. :rolleyes:

I believe that the top of the range VW Sharan is called the "Carat". and the top of the range Seat Alhambra is called the "Stylance". I could be wrong on this and I am sure the Shazza and Bamma owners will let me know.

Lack of Fuel or Air would seem the likliest. Check filters

Speaking of

I would suggest checking Section 32 of the Road Vehicles Regulations in particular the amendment 1st January 2004.

Seriously, Hope you like it, please feel free to ask if you have any queries or problems.

Reminds me of the wife

What mpg does the Bugatti get ? ;)

Vandal ! ;)

Was it just me or did the site go down ? Who was the last person to post anything that must have broken it ?

Try here item 11 Come back if you still have problems http://www.fordgalaxy.org.uk/ford/index.php?showtopic=7886 p.s. It is definitly the service indicator that is the problem ? Can you give description of what it displays ?

Hi Rayc, An average mpg for the diesel would be around 42mpg ( lots of debate on the site about mpg, but this is what I get, although would be better if I wellied it less ). Definitely go for the Ghia ( or Ghia X if looking at MK1's ) as you get more with the higher specs and the price is pretty much the same. Some models only have Aircon in the front and you may want to look around for ones that have Rear Aircon. Reliability is pretty good, A/C seems to be a common failure as do various electrical niggles....however they are all known and cures are readily available. Noise level is excellent at speed ie quiet ! Quality of equipment is also very good. p.s Consider the VW Sharan or the Seat Alhambra as well as they are all made by VW ( as is the Ford Galaxy ! ).......you won't be owning a Ford which ever one you buy ;)

Thought I would bring this up as I have just come accross the attachment below. Tinted_20Windows_20Nov_202005.pdf

Hi Hinny, your back from your travels then ? GT says you pulled !