katman

Just had a look at the Ebay link and discovered that it is in MY town :o Couldnt place the location exactly as the shots of buildings werent good enough but the radio mast in one picture places it in the Southtown/Lichfield Road area. Cant say that I have seen that one driving around town at all and I would almost certainly have noted it as it is the same colour and year as my 2.0 petrol. Such a sad end to a nice car :o

Likewise, why do 24 hours supermarkets close at 10pm on Saturday and open at 7:30 am on Monday ? Sunday is the only day when hours are restricted so why dont they stay open until Midnight on Saturday and reopen at one minute past midnight on Monday morning ?

Well I'm sure Alton Towers could turn up the sound systems to drown out the noise of the local people :D :D Anyway, I am sure the clattering from the roller coasters would drown them out anyway :D :D

Dont you just hate it when words with different meanings are spelt exactly the same ? I now see that this thread is about SEETS as in things that you sit in. At first I thought it was a thread about SAYATS as in those Alhambra thingys :huh:

Happy Birthday :huh:

WHAT MAKES LIFE 100% Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top. And look how far ......... A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you.

Looks like Galaxykid undid the wrong bolts and his Galaxy fell off the heater :blink: :blink:

Classic :D Did you read the questions at the bottom of the page ? Q: can i just clarify you are selling a whole Galaxy or parts of one?? what sort of condition is it in as i may offer

I didnt realise you had seen inside my Galaxy :D :D

Takes a while to download and you need Apple QUICKTIME to play it.

One previous owner.... a Dutchman.... Hertz VanRental :D

Thats quite normal. If you look at the results you are deemed to have taken a null vote. Its to stop people rigging the voting by seeing what is happening before deciding I havent voted yet and the two buttons say "VOTE" "VIEW RESULTS (NULL VOTE)"

I'd go along with that having suffered the same problem last month :angry:

August is the busiest time of the year so the time people would least likely to be able to make it. Also the most expensive month of the year for staying anywhere.

So the numbness hasnt worn off properly yet then. :D One thing that they fail to point out before the operations is that the reason you are there is because you already have sufficient kids running about at home. They should point this out because very soon, one of afore mentioned kids will either jump on you as you lay there resting, or headbutt you in the disconnected danglies. If you are lucky that may not happen..... I wish that had been the case for me :(

Just been to ASDA and there was an awful lot of Steak on display !!!

Mine is still laying in the Garage. Spare wheel inside the car. I drilled out the rivets but couldnt get the thing to come apart. Might have another go when I get a chance. On the brighter side, I was in the local Fraud dealer the other day and noticed they were clearing out Handbook packs for Mk1 Galaxys for

Preferably with the driver still in it !!!! Those kind of people also tend to be serial offenders as well. I know of someone who didnt have a licence and just used to buy cars with x months tax on them and then replace the vehicle when the tax ran out. Obviously because of havng no licence, it follows that he also didnt have any insurance.

I see MO4 has changed her avitar in honour of the event :ph34r:

Katman has the kids and a bedroom to decorate :wub: ;)

My missus has gone to visit her freind this weekend and isnt coming back til Tuesday. :wub:

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, stuttering she asks the sales clerk: "Dddooo youuuu hhhave dddddiilllldosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies: "Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models." The old woman then asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss ththiickk...aaand rrunns by bbaatteries ? The clerk responds, "Yes we do." " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offfff?"

Pregnant Irish girl phones home. "Mam oi tink me waters hav broke" "Oh me Holy Jaysus. Where are ya ringin from?" "Oim ringin from me minge to me fockin ankles!"

One morning while she was making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose". While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent. The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra." This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his member. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother."

When I had mine replaced (bolt was sheared) I also had the thermostat replaced at the same time so dont know the cost of that individual job but my total bill came to