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Steve Take a look at the attachment, hopefully this will solve your problem. Water_collecting_in_the_front_foot_wells_or_under_the_front_seats.doc Gaz

Steve Might sound a silly question, but does your rear washers work? if not I think you might find, a broken/disconnected washer hose, that runs under the carpet Gaz

BANNED FROM K- MART........... This is why women should not take men shopping against their will. DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO........... After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to K -Mart. Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men--he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women--she loved to browse. One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local K -Mart. Dear Mrs. Fenton, Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behaviour and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras. 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking. 2 . July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom. 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away." 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on lay -b y. 6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area. 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department. 8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose. 10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were. 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the " Mission Impossible" theme. 12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels. 13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!" 14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a foetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!" And last, but not least .. 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!" Regards, K -Mart.

Things have gone from bad to worse at home, it's the wife! (Selfish cow) she is sick of me and my Sport addiction. I ask you am I being unreasonable? I finished work on Wednesday night, went straight to Rugby Training, got home around 6pm to find her cooking my Evening meal, while watching the news, well, I walked in, sat down, Ordered my Beer, switched the TV straight over and watched the Football, switched over watched Rugby Special, switched over watched the Horse racing Channel, followed by the Darts, finished off with the Snooker. Anyway I thought, I would do the decent thing so on Thursday, I booked a table for 2 at 8pm, well by 9pm things got even worse, and she hadn't even potted a Red. Gaz

Sorry Just Noticed yours is a Automatic Starter is even more money,

Near enough Frauds Charge

Sorry to hear about your dent, try this Gaz

THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised, answers, "Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them, and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, "Mom, how many types of "willies" are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree??" "Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only."

JDF It's under the instrument panel, relay no 22 the Black one Gaz

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates: You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs. She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids. "That's nice", she thinks, "but I want more." So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking. "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads: Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. PLEASE NOTE: To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just a cross the street. The first floor has wives that love sex. The second floor has wives that love sex and have money. The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited

A Young man called Ron wanted to buy a Christmas present for his new girlfriend. They hadn't been seeing each other for very long and she lived a considerable distance away. He consulted with his sister and decided after careful consideration, that a pair of good quality gloves would strike the right note, not too romantic and not too personal. Off he went with his sister to Harrods ladies dept and they selected a dainty pair of fur lined quality leather gloves. His sister bought a pair of knickers for herself at the same time. Harrods had a free gift wrap offer but the assistant mixed up the two items, the sister got the gloves and Ron got the knickers. Good old Ron sent off his gift wrapped present in a parcel with the following letter:........... Dear Sasha, I chose these because I've noticed that you are not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears shorter ones which are easier to remove. These are a very delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled at all. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart in them even though they were a little bit tight on her. She also said that they rub against her ring which helps keep it clean. In fact she hasn't needed to wash it since she began wearing them.. I wish I was there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt many other hands will touch them before i have a chance to see you again. When you take them off remember to blow into them a little bit because they will be naturally a little damp from wearing. Just imagine how many times my lips will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on our next date. All my love Ron.. P.S. My mum tells me that the latest style is to wear them folded down with a little bit of fur showing.

A FRENCHMAN WHO LIVED ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF PARIS WENT TO THE LOCAL CHURCH FOR CONFESSION. WHEN THE PRIEST SLID OPEN THE CONFESSIONAL,THE MAN SAID, '"FATHER.....DURING WORLD WAR II, A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND ASKED ME TO HIDE HER FROM THE ENEMY." SO I HID HER IN THE ATTIC. THE PRIEST REPLIED, 'THAT WAS A WONDERFUL THING YOU DID, MY SON! AND YOU HAVE NO NEED TO CONFESS THAT." "IT'S WORSE THAN THAT, FATHER, SHE STARTED TO REPAY ME WITH SEXUAL FAVORS EVERY DAY AND TWICE ON WEEKENDS." THE PRIEST SAID, "BY DOING THAT, YOU WERE BOTH IN GREAT DANGER. HOWEVER, TWO PEOPLE UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES CAN BE VERY TEMPTED TO ACT THAT WAY. BUT IF YOU ARE TRULY SORRY FOR YOUR ACTIONS, YOU ARE INDEED FORGIVEN." "THANK YOU, FATHER. THAT'S A GREAT LOAD OFF MY MIND..... BUT I DO HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION." "AND WHAT IS THAT?" ASKED THE PRIEST. "SHOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER?"

The following are answers from Puma people (I have removed user id's) no it wasn't haven't been back to them since they charged me

Try Pumapeople.com, Very helpful site, just like this one :wub: Gaz

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2007 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7 Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. Yes Maggie you!!!!!!! 14. You are too busy to notice there was no Number 9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a Number 9 on this list AND NOW YOU ARE LAUGHING at yourself.

Good Find Kev, will be very useful :unsure:

Biscuit Sorry you owe me, I have read it before, so I did not have to go back and read it again, still funny though! Gaz

The Police, will probably put this back to you asking if you want to proscute, him or not, you would be better off putting a piece of 2by 2 round his head.

2 Essex girls try a new Perfume. Shaz sprays it on her wrist "That's nice innit, Trace, don't ya Fink Trace? Yeah Wot's it Called? ERRR It's Vien Moi, What the F8ck does that mean Shaz? The shop Assistant pipes up "it's French for "come 2 Me" Shaz sniffs again "Don't Smell like Come 2 Me, does it 2 u Trace?

Snow White's been voted off the Disneyland X factor. She was found back stage, sitting on Pinocchio's face singing "Tell me lies Tell me Sweet little lies"

Sorry Kev Your are right, I think the 1.9 D engine only had auto, very late on, Mk1 something like late 99- to 2000 Forgot all about the 2.3, it's been a long time since I was involved with the old Galaxy. Sorry for any confusion!

Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act, she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient. I have concluded that your act displays sound judgment and that you have a sound mind. The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead." Edna replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?

A woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Arizona when her car broke down. An American Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and then rode off. The ride was uneventful, except that every few minutes the Indian would let out a "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a" so loud that it echoed from the surrounding hills. When they arrived in town, he let her off at the local service station, yelled one final "Ye-e-e-e-h-a-a-a-a!" and rode off. "What did you do to get that Indian so excited?" asked the service-station attendant. "Nothing," the woman answered. "I merely sat behind him on the horse, put my arms around his waist, and held onto the saddle horn so I wouldn't fall off." "Lady," the attendant said, "Indians don't use saddles

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