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Loads of posts on here, regarding wet foot wells, search for "Rusty Arch" , I put 2 down loads on water leaks on that post, Cured mine!!!! 1st thing I would look for is the Rear washer pipe off, does your rear washer work if not start there. Gaz

Guy's what's going on here :lol: Steve in the midlands, follows Spurs, Now surely Steve depending on which part of the mids your from you should follow the Villa! I guess Kev in L/bro follows Gunners. Now surely you should be following Leicester Midlanders should follow Mildland clubs. Now why is it I follow Northampton Saints :unsure:

Kev You won't save a lot, have you seen the price of cooking oil of late?

Now that's cheeky!!!!! ;)

Big Kev No more a Rugby fan, than football, used to be a regular at the Villa though. Thanks Steve ;) Gaz

What you mean there are problems with the MKIII ;) Never!!!!! it's only 2 years old

A WOMAN STANDING NUDE IN FRONT OF A MIRROR, SAYS TO HER HUSBAND, 'I LOOK HORRIBLE, I FEEL FAT & UGLY, PAY ME A COMPLIMENT.' HE REPLIES, 'YOUR EYESIGHT IS PERFECT

JAPANESE SCIENTISTS HAVE CREATED A CAMERA WITH A SHUTTER SPEED SO FAST, THEY CAN NOW PHOTOGRAPH A WOMAN WITH HER MOUTH SHUT. Gaz

Please feel free to come back and ask for help when the MK3 breaks down, Trust me it will. there are more problems on the MK3 than the MK2 that's for sure.

ARSENAL F.C. End of Season Dinner Dance Starter Egg on Face Seasoned Hash Frogs legs (past their best) Spanish Surprise (well beaten) Main course Humble Pie Chump Chops French (has) Beans Manager's Beef (not rare) Catch of the Day - (gutted) NB: everything is imported, nothing is home grown. Dessert Sour Grapes (may be hard to swallow) Fruitless Tarts Raspberry Fools Hard Cheese Drinks Bitter Little Spirit French Whine Cabernet Empty 2008 Champagne - sorry none ordered STRICTLY NO DOUBLES OR TREBLES NB: drinks should be consumed from glasses as there will be no cups this year. Guests are asked not to get HAMMERED Guest speaker: Steven Gerrard & Rafa Benitez - "What it's like to win the European Cup" Please note that the club

A Farmer in Devon has successfully grown a field of Vibrators. Unfortunatley he now has a problem with Squatters.

Link works, I have ordered 4 tickets (takes upto 6 weeks to be delivered, so don't hang around) Gaz

This is a great day out, I will be there for sure.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a beer. After drinking it, he looks in his shirt pocket and asks for another beer. After drinking that one, he looks in his shirt pocket again and asks for another beer. This happens about another seven times before the bartender asks him, 'Why do you keep looking in your pocket?' The man replies, 'I have a picture of my wife in there. When she looks good enough, I'll go home!'

Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrived at an Irish border checkpoint. Paddy, the officer, stops them and tells them: 'It is illegal to put 5 people in a Quattro, Quattro means four' 'Quattro is just the name of the automobile,' the Englishman retorts disbelievingly. 'Look at the papers, this car is designed to carry five persons.' 'You cannot pull that one on me,' replies Paddy 'Quattro means four. You have five people in your car and you are therefore breaking the law.' The Englishmen replies angrily, 'You idiot! Call your supervisor over I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!' 'Sorry,' responds Paddy, 'Murphy is busy with 2 guys in a Fiat Uno.'

Women; 1 engaged / 1 married / 1 a mistress, having coffee, start talking about their relationships and decide to amaze their men........That night they agree to wear a leather bodice, stiletto's & a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up again....... The engaged girlfriend: 'the other night, when my boyfriend came back home, he found me wearing a leather bodice, 12cms stilettos & mask over my eyes. He saw me, he said ' you are the woman of my dreams, I love you' .... We then made love all night long. The mistress: Ah ! Me too, the other night I met my lover at work in his office, and I too was wearing the leather bodice, mega stilettos, mask over my eyes and a raincoat, when I opened the raincoat........ He did not speak, he just kissed me all over then we made wild passionate love for hours !!! The married woman: Well the other night, I packed the kids off to my mothers for the night. I got my self ready in the leather bodice, super stilettos & the mask covering my eyes. My husband came in from home, took one look and said.....' Hi Batman, whats for Dinner ?' !!!!!!!!!!

A little girl asked her father: "How did the human race appear?" The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve; They had children; and so was all mankind made." Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered, "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved." The confused girl returned to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?" The father answered, "Well, Dear, it is very simple. I told you about my side of the family, and your mother told you about hers."

A FRENCHMAN WHO LIVED ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF PARIS WENT TO THE LOCAL CHURCH FOR CONFESSION. WHEN THE PRIEST SLID OPEN THE CONFESSIONAL,THE MAN SAID, '"FATHER.....DURING WORLD WAR II, A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN KNOCKED ON MY DOOR AND ASKED ME TO HIDE HER FROM THE ENEMY." SO I HID HER IN THE ATTIC. THE PRIEST REPLIED, 'THAT WAS A WONDERFUL THING YOU DID, MY SON! AND YOU HAVE NO NEED TO CONFESS THAT." "IT'S WORSE THAN THAT, FATHER, SHE STARTED TO REPAY ME WITH SEXUAL FAVORS EVERY DAY AND TWICE ON WEEKENDS." THE PRIEST SAID, "BY DOING THAT, YOU WERE BOTH IN GREAT DANGER. HOWEVER, TWO PEOPLE UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES CAN BE VERY TEMPTED TO ACT THAT WAY. BUT IF YOU ARE TRULY SORRY FOR YOUR ACTIONS, YOU ARE INDEED FORGIVEN." "THANK YOU, FATHER. THAT'S A GREAT LOAD OFF MY MIND..... BUT I DO HAVE ONE MORE QUESTION." "AND WHAT IS THAT?" ASKED THE PRIEST. "SHOULD I TELL HER THE WAR IS OVER?"

That's worse than the B&Q one !!!!! :D

Or even 1 man and 1 Woman job, unless there is something you forgot to tell us :P

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potentially violent situations but I had a close call yesterday. I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the b*stard out. Those less suspecting might not be so lucky!! Pass this warning on

Do you have to cut half of Potato in Half again? :P

While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, 'Just out of curiosity, what the heck are you doing?' 'I'm listening to the music of the tree,' the other man replied. 'You've gotta be kiddin' me.'? 'No, would you like to give it a try?' Understandably curious, the man says, 'Well, OK...' So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, jewellery, car keys, then stripped him naked and left. Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark naked, and asked, 'What the heck happened to you?' He told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished telling his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, 'This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...'

Horatio Go to Post called "Rear Arch" in Questions about the Galaxy, I added 2 download spread sheets, related to water ingress, Hopefully the MODs will add these to the Links Gaz

jeeze, never knew i had soooo much carp in it!), You want to hang on to these, for when your Passenger foot well floods :22: Gaz