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Thanks Goerge

Not today, could not get on the site at all yesterday though! Which meant I had to work :lol:

Can someone please tell me the Ford Finis for equivalent of PD 505.01 Oil?

Steve Adding to the link I sent previously, take a look at this link, hope this helps Gaz http://www.fordgalaxy.org.uk/ford/index.ph...ost&id=4358

Sorry Gregers, must try harder

A woman sitting in an Adelaide Pub suddenly began to cough. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two locals, Bluey and Bazza sitting at the next table turned to look at her. Ken ya swaller? asked Bluey The woman signalled 'No!', desperately shaking her head. Kin ya breathe?' asked Bazza. The woman shook her head No!!! With that, Bluey walked behind her, lifted up the back of her dress, yanked down her knickers and ran his tongue up and down the crack of her butt. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breathe again. Bluey swaggered back to his table and took a deep swig of his beer. Bazza said in admiration 'Ya know Bluey, I'd heard of that bloody Hind Lick Manoeuvre, but that's the first time I ever seen somebody do it.'

A guy walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter and sees it's filled to the brim with

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the delight of the gay fathers, she points out the happy child as theirs. "Isn't it wonderful?" one gay says to the other. "All these unhappy babies .... and yet our baby is so happy. This just proves the superiority of gay love!" The nurse says, "Oh sure, he's happy now, but just watch what happens when I pull the thermometer out of his arse!"

Take a look at the Post REAR ARCH in Questions about the Galaxy, I have put to links in there, loads of water leak info. Gaz

Hi all take a look at these, hopefully it will help with the water leaks issues. Water_collecting_in_the_front_foot_wells_or_under_the_front_seats.doc To_properly_diagnose_water_entry_points.doc Regards Gaz

Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school. 1960 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates. 2007 - Police are called, SWAT team arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, AVOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites. Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students. 1960 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given a good paddling. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again. 2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school. Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping with his belt. 1960 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman. 2007 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion. Scenario: Mark, a college student, brings cigarettes to school. 1960 - Mark shares a smoke with the school principal out on the smoking area. 2007 - Police are called and Mark is expelled from School for drug possession. His car is searched for drugs and weapons. Scenario: Vinh fails high school English. 1960 - Vinh goes to Remedial English, passes and goes to college. 2007 - Vinh's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Vinh is given his Y10 anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English. Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill. 1960 - Ants die. 2007 - Security and ASIO are called and Johnny is charged with domestic terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again. Scenario: Johnny falls during recess and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him. 1960 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing. 2007 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.

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Elderly couple,wife asks husband to collect pension from the Post Office for her. Husband returns with the pension and tells the wife"The girl in the PO wouldn't give me your pension at first as she thought I didn't look old enough so I opened my shirt and showed her my grey chest hair then she paid up. The wife replied you should have opened you fly and showed her you dick then we would have got disability payment as well.

Thanks All good day yesterday, continues today :) Gaz

TRY this http://www.fordgalaxy.org.uk/ford/index.ph...ost&id=4264 Gaz

Rbar The swimming pool in the N/S does your rear washer work? if not I think you will find the rear washer pipe has separated, try a search loads of info on here. Mine had come apart just under the glove box on the left hand side of the lower A pillar. Gaz

Before you buy the complete Lid, go into your local Ford Dealer and ask them to show you the Dash section on there EPC, you can buy some of the smaller items like catches, hinge supports, etc, you might be lucky Gaz

Maz Trust me it does finally get easier, I stopped smoking on Dec 30th 2007, feel much better than I have ever felt. I used to smoke any things from 10- 20 Cigars a day. Keep it up Gaz

A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing the neighborhoods. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch," he said. "How much will you charge me?" The blonde quickly responded, "How about $50?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need was in the garage. The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?" He responded, "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those dumb blonde jokes ." A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her money. "You finished already?" the husband asked. "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two coats - no extra charge .." Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to her. "And by the way," the blonde added ... "it's not a Porch -- it's a Lexus."

After nearly 45 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the misses felt her husband begin to fondle her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down over her breasts, stopping just over her lower stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, caressed past the side of her breast again, working down her side, passed gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her inner thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, 'Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?' I found the remote,' he mumbled.

Gregers FYI read the site it is an American Website Mammograms in the UK are free to all women over 50 Under 50 free if required

Squeal not too serious, minor adjustement required,

True especially when you own a vectra

clicked and been counted, passed on to corprate address book, few thousand people will see 2moz Gaz

Is this info, not in your owners handbook?