Mary

Maz darling you spiffing young thing you. I would be delighted if you would do the needful old gal. Rather jolly this eh? What?

By the :P I take it you are a cheeky sod like everyone else on here? :lol: Some are rather :angry: too. One or two are :D Myself and a few of the other gals are really :lol:

Millers XFEPD oil ....... just got quoted

I presume you have finished the transplant by now? Or are you pulling your hair out? Ooops maybe you don't have hair :( Just wondering how you are getting on................. Mary :D

Hi there from a very wintery Scotland. Good luck with your new baby!! Mary ;)

Hi Welcome to the forum. :D I just recently aquired a VW Sharan at a knock down price and having solved the 1 problem via this site am very happy with it. :D Loads of advice available here and they are not a bad lot :) really :D Mary B)

Hi John Welcome to the forum. Hope that you enjoy the banter on here. I can't help with the water leak other than suggest wellie boots :( I have had a few probs with the Sharan but leaks ain't one of them, sorry. Mary :wacko:

Remember to change the engine wiring loom too!! Mary :wub:

Hello and Welcome to the forum Simon Mary :wub:

Hi there I can't answer your questions either cos only done a transit mini bus auto/manual change over before and that was quite easyish. Don't know about a Sharan/Galaxy one Welcome to the forum anyway and good luck with the project Mary :wub:

I will now post the pics of my toe and the cling film for you lastmanstanding since you seem to give the impression of non belief. As to the photo of the "Cling Sling" well until the copy rights are safely in my hands then you'll just have to wait. I am very disappointed to hear that Bleeno is not going to do his Swarfega thing anymore. I thought I could have tied in some toilet covering and advertised my "Cling Sling" at the same time........never mind. I am heading for Fife for my hols next weekend so will get a start on the loo's there first. I did get your comment by the way and thought I might get sent off the forum if I had written what I really wanted. Wouldn't wish to offend and all that since I am a very considerate peapod. Can I interest anyone in a roll of Industrial Cling film? It has a variety of uses........can split and sell by the metre.. Mary :unsure:

Actually Gregers I dont have a problem in that department its normally quite soft and regular. However the cling film was fecking hard :wacko:

Believe me I have pulled allsorts in my life so far but never just a leg. :lol: Would you like the photo's of the cling film and toe? At least your imaginations are making me laugh :16: and they say thats the best medicine so at this rate it should be all mended pretty soon. :D Even if the Dr says 6 weeks. :( And thanks for the tip about the toilet seat I now will spend the easter hols going around all the public loos :16: It will give a new meaning to splash and dash :P So Beware Sorry about your lunch, lastmanstanding, not :P (dont you have a shorter name we can use?) Maz you are a marvel I never thought of using the film as a sling. Good on ya kiddo you have just saved my marriage :D Well better get going making a frame now. Mary :lol:

Thank you for the sympathy such as it is as I can hear you laughing!! To put you out of your misery and to stop inapropriate images entering your head I will let you know what happened. I dropped a roll of industrial cling film end ways down onto my foot. Thought it was just badly bruised but the pain was sooooooooooo bad I had to phone the Dr who said a trip to town was in order. Nooky is now out the window for the time being or at least until the pain eases a bit. Now you have the day in the life of Mary :lol: Daft as a brush but not so hairy :lol:

Well............I am disapointed........I thought you would know by the pic of the "Bull" (I can see the underside!) That I was expressing my need for "Rump" today :lol: My dearest hubby thought his luck was in :D until I ended up in Casualty tonight to discover I have broken my toe :D Worse still everyone even the hospital staff think its soooooooooooo funny cos it was Cling Film that broke it!!!!!!!!!! So come on I need sympathy now...............sob.........sob Stop laughing Mary

Welcome to you from "The Giraffe Stalker "as one of the darlings on here insinuated. Mary :rolleyes:

Lady???? Lady???? I ain't no lady............................... I'm just not a well man :rolleyes:

Hey...............they let me join so you should be ok :lol: Welcome to you from "Bonnie Scotland". As you will see my baby is a Sharan so no idea about your queries. But I am sure one of the many knowledgable members will manage to help you as they did me when I first joined. Mary :rolleyes:

you've got dry bushes in your starter motor which means your starter motor is on the way out. To stop the noise get a new one. Mary :)

Oops.... :) I thought it was funny!!!! I must have a VGSH for a female.

oops sorry just noticed your post. Belated welcome from me to you Mary

My goodness gracious me Looks a bit of a mishap to me With green and black The red and blue It really makes me want to spew It really is the most gastly paint job I have ever seen Mary :)

This is so very true. Its a terrible world that has been created for our children. :)

Hello and welcome to "The Mad House" as I affectionally call it :lol: Hope that your new chocolate bar :lol: is a good one. Mary :ph34r:

I think I should be allowed to adopt "Kate" her present owner is obviously out to exploit the poor wee thing. I would give her a loving home - and there isn't any low bridges around here!! She would have 30 acres to roam free in. Mary :lol: