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Congrats to you Long may your experience be a happy one :lol:

:lol: Very good.................I was not offended in the least. feckin brill :lol:

I have a 1998 Sharan 1.9TDi with 240000 on the clock and its running great so far more than adaquate. Pulls caravan fine to. (yes we have a caravan great for annoying peeps on the road ;) ) Engine barely run in.................my father in law has one and its done 530000miles so far and still going strong.

Hi We are off to Ingilston, Edinburgh this weekend to the "Plant Show" Just wondering if anyone on this forum are into diggers etc and are going there? Our business is Digger Hire and we enjoy a look at all the latest specs. The kids (and hubby) are so excited about getting some hands on with the big machines.... I will be going for the day out and the wonderful hospitality from "Volvo" Whole pig roasting on a spit 2 years ago...wondering what delights this year. It will also be the first longish drive for the Sharan since we got it!!! Hope it makes it!!! Mary ;)

So now you have found out what I do in my spare time :lol: As if .......... very brave people up there better them than me

But the big question is ............. Is it still our country?

Yes its amazing how everything heads south and not just for the winter :unsure:

A cop stops a Harley for breaking the speed limit and asks the rider his name "Fred" the biker replies "Fred What?" the cop asks "Just Fred" the biker replies The cop happens to be in a good mood so decides to let the biker off with a warning, and presses the biker for his last name The biker says that he used to have a last name but he lost it The cop thinks he has a right nutter on his hands but decides to play along and asks "How did you loose it?" The biker replies its a long story so bare with me" "I was born Fred Dingaling....I know a funny last name. The kids at school used to make fun of me all the time. So I kept myself to myself and studied really hard and got good grades. When I grew older I decided to become a doctor so I went to college, uni, med school and finally walked out with my degree...I was then Fred Dingaling MD. After a few years I got fed up being a Dr so I went back to school and got my degree in Dentistry...I was then Fred Dingaling MD, DSS. After a while being a dentist lost its appeal so I started fooling around with my assistant who regretable gave me VD......So I was then Fred Dingaling MD, DSS, with VD. Well the ADA found out about my VD and took away my DSS. So I was then Fred Dingaling MD, with VD.....Then the AMA found out that the ADA had taken away my DDS because of my VD so they took away my MD.........so then I was Fred Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my Dingaling so now I am just called Fred"

A woman always has the last word in any argument........ Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument!!!

Hello Welcome to the home of the insane......well me anyway. Lots of very helpful peeps on here so someone will have an answer to your problem I am beyond help of course.................but thats nothing to do with my Sharan Mary :lol:

Not sure how to take that :) Never tried it wrapped in cling but i guess there is always a first time :D Will keep you posted.................... :D

Hi there Welcome to the forum. I am a recent driver of an MPV R reg Sharan. I ended up with it cos it was the cheapest nearest one I could get!! It was a bit scary parking it to begin with but got the hang of it now. When I sit in a normal car now i feel as if my butt is trailing on the ground!! Good luck in your search Mary :)

Hi Yes "Shelly" is mine. Got another one to "DJ" Great animals a bit like myself :D I can be quite an animal when the mood takes me :rolleyes:

dont mention clingfilm fer gawds sake :rolleyes: I never said a thing about cling :D

A forklift would do the job just as well :rolleyes:

Hello and Welcome from the very mad member Mary :rolleyes:

Ladies?????? Ladies??????? I used to be a man but I'm all right nooooooooooooooooooow ;) Yes your right Martin it is all good harmless fun. Laughter is the best medicine in life they say so I take loads and loads every day. Think its safe and you can't overdose on it. Keep smiling!!! Mary :ph34r:

Hi Martin Welcome to the home of the Galactic Sharhambra's. We are most definetly not a dull lot. God, just wait till you hear how I broke my toe a few weeks back ;) Which is much much better by the way, thanks for asking. Loads of very helpful pee pods on here they will help you with any issues you may have ..... Have fun on here, Look forward to reading your future posts Mary :ph34r:

Oh me Maz......... what a case you are............. I do enjoy reading your posts ;) I had to take off both of my door cards but never broke one single clip. Thank god. No idea if I would have forgotten the speakers as they remained attached to the cards throughout. A valuable lesson leart today for you................How to swear politely ;) Mary :ph34r:

Poor pheasant............................. Well at least you'll get a meal for 4 out of it :lol: Keep the feathers and make a pillow.... then sell on to pay for new grill :lol: Mary :lol:

Now there is a thought I never thought of that silly me :lol: Will dismantle this one tonight and see if that works. Mary

Very smart.................. Happy motoring :lol: Mary

:) :lol: :lol: :lol: I just went and repeated what you suggested Maz. He said he was capable of a bit of DIY and I still wasn't getting his laptop :lol: