gregers

a man dies half way through s@@ging his missus,couple days later the undertaker rings her to say we have a problem could you come to the palour asap plz,so shes goes and the man says because he had a h@rd on we cant close the lid what do we do?the wife thinks for a second and replys cut his dick off and shove it up his arse,you sure comes the reply YES says the wife after the deed is done she goes to veiw dearly departed hubby looks in his coffin and sees a solitry tear running down his cheek she leans in and says KING HURTS DONT IT :lol:

isnt siiting on babies iilegle? :unsure:

now what would happen if you took there word,and a week later the belt snapped where would you stand in getting the dealer to pay,coz as we know they are the eggsperts arnt they? :unsure:

SEATKID TAKE A DAY OFF AND STOP BEING A TOSSER B) thankyou justice ill take a look

hi people please can anyone share with me what other mainstream alloys would fit on my car other then vauxhall regards gregers

and i bet the warrenty runs out in 5 weeks and 6 days :huh:

glad u thought thats was funny,do u no i sold that car 3 years ago and the car is parked near me most days and the rust on the wheel arch hasnt got any worse :D on a renault im surprised

had almost the same problem with a renault laguna,dealer said because it didnt have main daeler service history they would not hounor the anti perferation warrenty,spoke to the workshop foreman and he said that when vechile is in for major service they run there fingers inside wheel arches and remove all the crud thats built up in there,as i hadnt they wouldnt,felt it was a cop out though. regards gregers

i think he was refering to the breast it was sitting on :P :P :P

my mistake theres nothing wrong with gals,i was refering to that HIDEOUS THING you recently purchesd for a relative :unsure:

well what sort of state would a galaxy be in? when parkers guide state that the zafira gains half a star more than the galaxy in safty tests :P youve still got the most ugly mpv ever to grace our streets AND YOU NO IT ;) :P

christ ive gone blind no vr6 dont answer this one ;)

well vr6 i wont lower myself down to your level then ;)

1 year 3months ;)

o come,ive seen pictures of worse only a few weeks ago on here,eh vr6 galaxy ;)

you kinky bleeders :blink:

i think it would be class :lol: :lol:

did you lose your dummy for a few seconds there seatkid? :lol:

mmm its a mystery :unsure:

u failed to add its was 120kmph :) naughty naughty

no tis defo badd spillin :rolleyes:

an engine that ran on water we know its out there,but we would probably be taxed to the hilt aswell oh s@@t we are already

if its the grippy stuff youre after try the local skate shop or im sure ive seen it in the screw fix catolouge

seat kid its called DEATH WATCH BEETLE but hey u were close :angry: and just to keep it fair there are other firms out there(somewhere) :blink: high jacker if its under warrenty why worry youll get these things sorted f.o.c. anyway