gregers

i was always told to keep your c.v to 1 page only,any more and the person doing the reading of it gets pissed off and bored then they file it under B(FOR BIN),dont know if your c.v only contains 1 page or not but might be worth condensing it if it aint. regards gregers

i think thats 1 pissed off owner there :D

hose pipe ban weve had ours since last year

:lol: OI :D

roly bloody exelent :lol: :D

theres a blower bentley flying round my neck of the woods that ive fallen in love with

superb :blink: B)

:lol: YEPPPPPPPPP :D

a man died having sex with his wife,couple of days later she gets a call from the undertakers asking her to pay them a visit because theres a problem,so off she goes and the director says because he died with a hard on they cant close the lid,what shall we do,she thinks for a moment and says cut off his dick and shove it up his arse......do what says the director,thats right do as i say replys the wife,after the deed is done,she goes to see him laying in the chapel of rest,leans into the casket and spots a solitry tear running down her dead husbands cheek,and says fucking hurts dont it.

there was someone on ebay who could mend screens for vauxhalls but dont no about fords might be worth sending the guy an email he might be able to point you in a much cheaper direction then the stealers

thats why i aint married :blink:

how did you get hold of mum of fours picture :blink: :huh:

92 and 94 respectivly :blink:

tips for women giving blow jobs 1:if you do it for lust........spit 2:if you do it for love.......swallow 3:if you do it to impress....gargle

an in depth study has shown that the bird flu virus hits small cocks first thought id better warn you guys immediately.

please note:from 30th may 2006 the drug viagra will be known by its chemical name-please ask your pharmacist to prescribe MYCOXAFLOPIN.

theyve just opened up a zoo near me,i went to have a look but they only had 1 animal,a dog,it was a shitzu.

a baby monkey asked his mother why are we so ugly?mum replied,son thank god we look like this,you should see the poor bastard thats reading this message.

must be a right bugger if youve amissus whos a vegitarian :blink:

gazzer same here :lol: she nearly backed out of it aswell the bloody coward :lol:

OUCH

:rolleyes: :o

3 women in the same family,all are prostitutes,mother charges

bloke goes into a bar and says to the bar tender,ill have 6 double vodkas line up plz,barman does as hes asked,bloke starts to drink them gets half way through and barman asks why the 6 vodkas,well says bloke just had my 1st blowjob today,congratulations says the barman let me buy u one also,thanx says the bloke barman then asks why the drinks though and bloke replys I NEEDED SOMETHING TO GET RID OF THIS AWFUL TASTE

family man i have to agree with you about obtaining a life skill,ive been in the building industry since i was 15 there aint much i havnt done,ive been qualfied chippy for 15 years i wouldnt choose that again :lol: you need to many tools,id become a sparky highest paid of the trades(even though there full of self importance :P )