mumof4

you aint gonna be banned, no need as you done nowt wrong.its all banter hun :lol:

Now Now boys, play nice. Or i wont.

Welcome back hun, thought it was quiet around here :unsure: :) Nowt like being at home.

well....gotta do summit to get me boobs off the floor :unsure:

you dont need two peeps to take the seats out, they easy to take out, i can do it on my todd,

true, gotta be the pipe and slipper effect :lol:

Steveie hun..he owns a MKIII not a MKII :lol: :)

Id rather drive a shed than a hearse! :) Glad all is ok with it though :lol:

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. 3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. 4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.) 6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. 7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. 8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F@!K YOU! 9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Delia's Way Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice-cream drips. The Real Woman's Way Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it anyway. Delia's Way To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes. The Real Woman's Way Buy Smash and keep it in the cupboard for up to a year. Delia's Way When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake. The Real Woman's Way Tescos sell cakes. They even do decorated versions. Delia's Way If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a potato slice. The Real Woman's Way If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's tough. Please recite with me the Real Woman's motto: 'I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes.' Delia's Way Wrap celery in aluminium foil when putting in the refrigerator and it will keep for weeks The Real Woman's Way It could keep forever. Who eats it? Delia's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away. The Real Woman's Way Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and drop it in 8 ounces of vodka. Drink the vodka. You might still have the headache, but you wont give a flying banana! Finally the most important tip Delia's Way Freeze left over wine into ice cubes for future use in casseroles The Real Woman's Way Left over wine? Hellooo

Morning chris, welcome to our abode. Lots of GLXs coming out the woodwork at the mo :lol:

bumped up for you hun, cant help you but i can bump the topic :lol:

me thinks you best rephrase that :lol: brings back very sick memories of babysitting and being told, you can watch these videos, but not the ones on top of the unit...wish id listened :lol: :lol: cant wait to get my renewal in august, as i just got an N reg, 1996 GLX TDi

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better than the bottom gear its been in lately :) its a bugger when the old brain cells take a holiday and dont tell you :D

we havent had a good mud slinging match about MPG in ages!! stay with us hun, as the offender i do believe is no longer with us!!

Thanks for that SK, good to see you back. Not long in after changing a tyre in Aldi car park!! came out to find a flat tyre, unfortunately, my two spare tyres were sat outside of my house, so i had to ring JB for help to get a tyre to me.!! Moral of the story, put the spare in the car!! :)

Well, yesterday was fun.Had a problem with the locking system! only door that would unlock yesterday was the passenger door, when i went to unlock the drivers door, the windows went down and wouldnt go back up, not even with the switch on the inside.And none of the doors would unlock. Tailgate would unlock to open and the passenger door would unlock and lock, but nothing else would. I was on the flying field, grey clouds looming, blowing a gale, and my bloomin windows were stuck open. i was not a happy bunny. JB was there, and he tried the global closeing on the passengers side, which i hadnt thought to try as i had concentrated on the drivers side, windows closed and the drivers door would unlock. took the door card off and he felt the inside up inside the door, and there is a bit broken on the lock,forgot to mention, that the key when i couldnt open the doors, would only spin to the right, thanks mk2vr6 and nikpv for calling me back in regards to my pleas for help in regards to what the problem could be.Also thanks to JB for sorting the car out so the windows shut and doors unlocked and locked again I am getting a kit off ebay so we can try and fix the lock. but now, when i unlock the drivers door, passenger window goes down, JB disabled the drivers window so that wont go down.Hopefully that will be sorted once we fix the lock will keep you posted on how it all goes when the kit arrives and we try and fix it. so thanks to those that helped yesterday.. oh and thanks mk2vr6 for the sunvisor clip, all fitted...never had a package delivered addressed to PITB before :)

ooooo eck.....please, dont on this one!! the toe was bad enough ;) Donkeys?? didnt know they had become motorised! :D sorry, got this vision in my head, of a donkey with wheels attached to its legs, and a turbo out of its tail gate with a lady wearing a crash helmet and a manic grin whilst poor donkey has ears back , lips back and a scared look on its face! :lol: sorry, brain in top gear today. :D

Hun, from what you reveal..sounds like your butt is always somewhere :) :D please dont tell me it gets wrapped in cling film... gawd, just had the scene from the full monty go through my head! :D

Nice one.so far, looks like its gonna be a good shindig!

since i hate paralell parking, took me ten mins to park the gal when i first got it, parking sensors are a good thing, but i must admit that now, shes just as easy to park as the vectra or my MKII that i used to have.

you can post in the trainee section, its only till youve done a couple of posts, easy done in an intro thread. :P welcome ;)

seemingly the glow plugs were replaced before i bought the car...so it cant be them can it?

Thanks Insider, opened 3 pages to get to the thread needed :P will try and get a gander this morning. can i use a multi meter to test things?

last time we went, was just for the day, be good to camp over and stay the night somewhere i think.