teresa

go on ya twisted me arm .... im in ( just remember nothin bigger than a 50p :lol:

Got sent this and it made me chuckle!! Thought you all might enjoy this, and you've gotta do this before someone at Google fixes it...... 1. go to www.google.co.uk 2. click on "maps" 3. click on "get directions" 4. type "New York" in the first box (the "from" box) 5. type "London" in the second box (the "to" box) 6. click "Get Directions" button 7. scroll down to step #24http://www.northwestcarp.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.northwestcarp.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif http://www.northwestcarp.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif

wow ....you dont need us you do that milage in a day :o

well dont look at me..... :ph34r: cant carry anything bigger than a 50p in mine :lol:

It is a huge project that needs some plan of action ..it was only thought of last night.. so thats what all the smoke was last night :)

omg hope you have learnt never trust a man with a hammer..... they can cause all sorts of damage they then say its our fault for telling them what the problem was :)

as you all know i had my gal loved that car it was good as a family car but i needed something with a bit more of a fun factor..... so i sold me gal and bought a eunos roadster (fun to drive very quick and you can drive topless) we have also got a 5 series bmw to transport kids round

well guys shes home hospital discharged her yesterday.... she is still very wheezy but her breathing is better ...shes on steroids to take down the inflamation in her airways and also got an inhaler... the dr at the hospital has reported the dr that said she just had chest infection

omg what a day ive had ... had grandaughter over night shes only 14 month old and had a continuous chest infection for 5 of those (so we thought) well after another night of unbroken sleep and baby continuously coughing and wheezing i decided to take her the emergency drs ...well dr took one look at her and said this child is having problems breathing she needs hospital now i told him for last 5 months weve been told by tia's dr it was a chest infection after continuosly going back with her every 2 weeks he said it was because she was teething .... it turns out shes got severe asthma shes was admitted to hospital at 2.30 today and within an hr she had 14 doses of ventolin... steroids ...and calpol for her teath and shes still wheezy got to have an inhaler every 3 hrs till they get it under control so now on easter day i will be visiting my granddaughter in hospital as they have decided to keep her in .......wait till her drs surgery opens on tuesday they are going to have a piece of my mind letting this poor kid suffer like she has been doing

Scientists have recently added two new additions to the periodic table of elements: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO Atomic Weight: (don't even go there) Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen. Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known. Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Element Name: MANIUM Symbol: XY Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50) Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples. Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol. Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command. Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Women's Vocabulary Heres an explanation of women's vocabularyhttp://www.northwestcarp.co.uk/forums/images/smilies/biggrin.gif Fine - This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks - this will cause you to have one of those arguments. Five Minutes - This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the rubbish, so it's an even trade. Nothing - This means "something," and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with "Fine". Go Ahead - (With Raised Eyebrows!) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". Go Ahead - (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "Do what you want because I don't care". You will get a "Raised Eyebrow Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. <Loud Sigh> - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment, and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing". <Soft Sigh> - Again, not a word, but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe, and she will stay content. That's Okay - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and in conjunction with a "Raised Eyebrow". Please Do - This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay". Thanks - A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say "You're welcome". Thanks A Lot - This is much different from "Thanks". A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh" as she will only tell you "Nothing".__________________

ironing????? oh yeah now i remember why i needed a man

ROLMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

yes maz they did a blue MINE was blue same as my seats and carpets lol :lol:

cheeky **** i wasnt born then

im sure i've read this before

and it definately aint me

could always be a reflection of the street lamp ur parked under ( sorry im in one of thoise moods :D ;) :D )

always pinch one off a mk 1 they seem to be better quality than the mk 2s dont fade as quick ;)

A and C roads ...were sat at the bar havin a pint and A says to C "I'm the hardest bit of tarmac in the country, I get used by millions of cars and trucks every day. That makes me super tough" "B******s" says C "I get used by trucks, tractors, cars and never get patched up, I get horses and cows s****ng on me all the time. I'm definitly tougher than you" These two continue their argument while the barman listens and chuckles to himself when all of a sudden the door swings open and this long skinny bit of red tarmac struts in, A and C dive under a table. Red goes to the bar, orders 10 pints of stella and ten Whisky chasers, downs the lot, throws the glass at the barman and walks out. "'ere, you two, you can come out now' A & C return to the bar, barman says "Thought you two said you were hard ?? What you dive under the table for when he walked in ???" "Oh" said A, sheepishly "He's a cyclepath" :lol:

wont fit all my tribe in either :D why do you think i bought it :angry2: :D and oh yes bleeno still got that grin

join club maz i cant stand the long wiggly slimey creatures yuk and slugs they are just as bad ....... but i can touch maggots and fish now they are slimey

welocome back maz :D

thanks chesh ill be waiting :D anyway its booked in for monday for him to get it up on mot ramp and look at it cant wait to hear what hes gonna come out with monday. all i get off him was nothing wrong with this and that it wouldnt of passed its mot if anything was wong my other half was shocked the way i went off at dealer this morning think hes in a state of shock