I was talking with my best mate the other day and we got onto how we liked women, so I asked him "Do you like short hairy legs or long and smooth?" He replied long and smooth. So I then asked about a woman's bum, fat and wide or pert, and he said pert. We then got onto tits and he said he liked them round and firm, not big and saggy with the nipples pointing at the floor. Now all that has left me puzzled. If that is how he likes his women, why the hell is he shagging my missus?