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  1. It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles tighten. You put him off for a while searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you. He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely. He has had more experience, but it's the first time his finger has found the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses; but he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him - he's done this many times before. His cool smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance. You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time, wanting to cause you as little pain as possible. As he presses closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give way; pain surges throughout your body and you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues. He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful. Your eyes are filled with tears but you shake your head and nod for him to go on. He begins going in and out with skill but you are now too numb to feel him within you. After a few moments, you feel something bursting within you and he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to have it over. He looks at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a chuckle; that you have been his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience. You smile and thank your dentist. After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
  2. Best of luck to you,,,,,hope it fits :P :huh: p.s can I get the ghia badges from the serria :P
  3. Mine the same it dont WORK ,,,,,,, end of sorry,,,,,,,,,need cold air open a bloody window B) :D
  4. Maybe he is starring in the new series of,,,,,,,,, LOST,,,,,, B) :D
  5. I cant find anything on the TIS or Haynes,,,,,,,,,,,,, :D Would you need to replace the whole pipe to renew these filters,,,,,,,, :D :D Sorry think your pal is talking rubbish B) ( not being impolite or nothing) But knowing my luck with my gal,,,,,,he might be right :D
  6. Why did Ford not put all the fuse data in the handbook,,,,,,even haynes says to look at the fuse cover for fuse type and function,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, The cover on my gal only shows a guide to fuse function,,,,and it aint that good B)
  7. If it was done by Ford under warranty,,,,,take it back and get them to reset it for free B)
  8. Funny thing is,,,,,you dont realise you have done it until it happens :D :D :D Bang,,,,,,,Bloody hell what was that,,,,,,,,,ooohhh aye forgot to disconnect the battery B) :D :D TOSSER
  9. You need to turn the piston clockwise while you are pushing it in,,,,,,,use a rewind tool or long nose pliers,,,,,,it should be resonable stiff to turn,,,,but not that stiff that you wish you where a body builder B)
  10. mo4,,,,,,found this for you it looks the same as yours,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,though it does not say it is for diesel,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,may fit Clicky Here
  11. yeah,,,,,cost of new ECU,,,,,arm and 2 B) legs
  12. Try this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  13. I have looked at my haynes manual for you,,,,,,(wish I good scan the pic for you) The pipe goes from the wastegate actuator to the Charger pressure control valve,,,,(goes in one end then out the other end) then goes to the air filter box,,,,,,,,, Hope this helps
  14. M wife thinks we are all sad :D :D B) Me wants a divorce :D
  15. Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells her sister, "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home." The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news. She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home." The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send her the word, 'comfortable.'" The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, 'comfortable'?" The brunette explains, "My sister's blonde, she'll read it very slow."
  16. As vr6 has said its just clips,,,,,,,,,start at one end and carefully tug an pull along the length of the trim panel :(
  17. Remove your radoi,,,,,put your hand in the space,,,,,feel for a little metal clip,,,,,push it upwards and gentle remove the cc unit,,,,,,disconnect the the cable plugs from the rear (its ok,,,,they are colour coded),,,,,,get a very small flat blade screwdriver,,,,,and carefully undo the clips on the front face of the cc unit,,,,,on the circiut board is a black bulb holder,,,, BE CAREFULL ,,,,, AS IT IS ALL DELICATE STUFF,,,,,,,YOU BREAK IT AT YOUR EXPENCE
  18. An old man goes to see the doctor. "it's about my bowel movements..." says the old man. "Are they loose?" asks the doctor. "No" says the old man. "Are you constipated then?" asks the doctor. "No" says the old man, "Regular as clockwork, that's me!" he continues. "You can set your watch by it....eight o'clock every morning without fail." "So what's the problem?" asks the doctor. "I don't wake up till nine!"
  19. As far as i could see ,,,, the hot and cold buttons are the only ones with a bulb ,,,,
  20. chevron i have the same problem as you,,,,i,managed to open the CC panel,,,and it is a little bulb in a black holder ( the bulb sits in the holder and the wire tags wrap around the holder,,,,very strange set up),,,,,,,,think you need to go to ford for it or get a bulb about 4mm high and 2mm wide with wire tags about 1/2"" long
  21. OK OK OK :lol: This is me at Dunoon Highland Games
  22. nnaaaaaaawwwwwwwww,,,,,,,,,,,,,its a pic of my youngest :lol:
  23. digitaly remastered :lol:
  24. OK,,,,,,this is all you are getting of me :P :lol: :D
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