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dont forget the air freshener

motorpoint in glasgow have a 05 2.3 lx for

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My wife left me... I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses, I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up. But I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw

You should be thankfull thats all they done!!!!!!!!! It has been known for ford when they put the car up in the air,,they can crush the front sills,,,,,,, :angry: As to compensation,,,couple of free services ,,,, think i would be happy with that :angry:

As my old daddy use to say,,,,,,,,,,never count out new parts,,they could be faulty as well :huh: :huh:

Yep done that on purpose,,,,,,I even posted the first topic for March :huh: :huh:

eeehh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Was I pissed or something,,,,,,,,,what did I miss /// What did I say :huh: :D Am I going to get into trouble for this,,,,,,,,, :D :o :huh:

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Its not a double din size for the 6000 unit ,,,,,,,its fords stupid din and a half

I think it stays on for few secs when you start the car,,,,this means all is well,,,,,,,,,,,,,if it stays on more than that there maybe a problem

Dont care what vr6 says :D ,,,,,,,I routing for you MATT :D Your door panel removal topic is going to be BIG ;) :D

Faulty motor on drivers door!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If you have a mk2 do a search there is pics of this panel removal

The inhibitor switch is under the gear lever,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as to shorting out the teminals sorry i dont know

Bloody Brilliant :huh: :huh: :P :P

Doing a bit of fishing :P What Loch you on :huh: Looks like Loch Long :huh:

The Boss The boss was in a quandary; he had to get rid of one of his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go. Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung-over after partying all night. She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the boss approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like sh*t."

Sentenced to Death A Leeds Fan, a Liverpool fan and a Man u fan were all in Saudi Arabia, sharing a smuggled crate of booze. All of a sudden the Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a severe offence in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime of actually being caught consuming the booze, they were sentenced to death! However, after many months and with the help of very good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment. By a stroke of luck, it was a Saudi national holiday the day their trial finished, and the extremely benevolent Sheikh decided they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes each of the whip. As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheikh suddenly said: "It's my first wife's birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each of you one wish before your whipping." The Leeds fan was first in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said: "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The Leeds fan had to be carried away bleeding and crying with pain when the punishment was done. The scouser was next up and after watching the scene, said:" Please fix two pillows on my back, under my dress" But even two pillows & 1 dress could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again. The Manc was the last one up (he had finished off the crate), but before he could say anything, the Sheikh turned to him and said: "You are from a most beautiful part of the world, your city has some of the best bars, nightclubs and restaurants in Europe, your city and football team is known throughout the world. For this, you may have two wishes!" "Cheers mate, your Most Royal and Merciful Highness", The manc replies. "In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes." "Not only are you an honourable, handsome and powerful man, you are also very brave." The Sheik says with an admiring look on his face. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Sheikh asks. "Please tie the Scouser to my back."

yeah,,,,,,I had that problem with bendy wipers,,,,,,,I went to halfords and bought new ones,,,,,,,,turned out they were straight,,,,,1 at 28" and 1 at 26",,,,,,,work fine no shudder and no squecks,,,,,,,,,,,,,

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Do a search on google,,,,,,thats where i found the instructions for a cark 91 kit