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WIN A COUNCIL HOUSE

 

 

Good morning and welcome to a brand new edition of 'ASYLUM'.

 

Today's programme features another chance to take part in our exciting

competition: Hijack an airliner and win a council house! We've already given away hundreds of millions of pounds and thousands of dream homes, courtesy of our sponsor the British Taxpayer. And don't forget, we're now the fastest growing game on the planet.

 

Anyone can play, provided they don't already hold a valid British passport, and you only need one word of English: 'ASYLUM'!.

 

Prizes include all-expenses-paid accommodation, cash benefits starting at

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Part of me wants to decry this as a form of racism - But I can't because it is essentially true.

 

How sad this country of ours has become.

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Part of me wants to decry this as a form of racism - But I can't because it is essentially true.

 

How sad this country of ours has become.

 

 

But the big question is ............. Is it still our country?

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But the big question is ............. Is it still our country?

 

Not for much longer I think.. ;)

 

 

p.s. "west of Aberdeen " !

 

I checked on a map.....the next civilisation west of Aberdeen is the USA.....you a yankee then ?

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careful what you ask our Mary, asking her if shes a "yankee" could mean something entirely different to her than what you meant!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

If you don't ask........

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