Top 30 Fibs...

[mumof4]

Top thirty fibs

Drinks maker WKD surveyed 2,500 Britons to discover the most commonly told fibs. Apparently men are the biggest liars, telling an average of five fibs a day - with women telling on average three a day.

Take a look at the top thirty fibs and see how many you're guilty of.

 

1. "Nothing's wrong - I'm fine."

 

2. "Nice to see you."

 

3. "I haven't got any cash on me."

 

4. "I'll give you a ring."

 

5. "Sorry, I missed your call."

 

6. "We'll have to meet up soon."

 

7. "I'm on my way."

 

8. "No, your bum doesn't look big in that."

 

9. "I'm stuck in traffic."

 

10. "What text?"

 

11. "I had no signal."

 

12. "Of course I love you,."

 

13. "Our server was down."

 

14. "My alarm didn't go off."

 

15. "The cheque's in the post."

 

16. "My battery died."

 

17. "The train was delayed."

 

18. "I'll phone you back."

 

19. "This tastes delicious."

 

20. "I'm going to the gym tonight."

 

21. "We're just friends."

 

22. "My watch stopped."

 

23. "I've got a call on the other line."

 

24. "I've been in meetings all day."

 

25. "It's just what I've always wanted."

 

26. "I wrote your number down incorrectly."

 

27. "It was THIS BIG."

 

28. "I'm working late tonight."

 

29. "I bought the last one."

 

30. "My car wouldn't start."

[searcher]

31. Of course i dont fancy your younger sister.

[?Bleeno?]

Whoops ...I think I'm guilty of most of those ..... one they missed though;

 

Wasn't me!!!!

[gregers]

32. of course im not with you for your money!!!!!!!!!

[mumof4]

33. It won't hurt, trust me. :lol:

[stevie m]

34. I'm only going to have the 1 pint

 

35. Of course i will remember !

Edited February 8, 2008 by stevie m

[Rusty Nail]

36. No I wasn't looking at her, I was looking at that car ....... nice bumpers.....

[Beyond Help?]

37. Of course I will still respect you in the morning

 

38. I promise I will tell you when I am (perhaps not suitable for on here. You get the idea though!)

[gregers]

BH,i was going to post no 38 myself but must admit i wouldnt of put it as polite as you :angry2: :lol:

[mumof4]

39. Back in a minute

 

40.I'll think about it!

[gregers]

41. IVE GOT A HEADACHE

[thelastmanstanding]

42

yes it'll be fine now

[Ronnie W.]

43.

It only smokes for a short while

[stevie m]

44. My galaxy has never let me down ! :lol:

[stevie m]

45. You always get the best deal from fords parts department :lol:

[mumof4]

46. It's just this bit that needs replacing to make it work!