Blonde Painter

[stevie m]

A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired

 

of all these blonde jokes and how all blondes are

 

perceived as stupid.

 

So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart.

 

While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to

 

paint a couple of rooms in the house.

 

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down

 

to the task at hand.

 

Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the distinctive smell of

 

paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the

 

floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a heavy parka

 

and a leather jacket at the same time. He goes over and asks her if

 

she is OK.

 

She replies yes. He asks what she is doing and she replies that she

 

wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb, and she

 

wanted to do it by painting the house.

 

He then asks her why she has a parka over her leather jacket. She

 

replied that she was reading the directions on the paint can and it said..

 

 

 

"FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS"