Cuckoo

[gaznlou]

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married....

 

If this does not make you laugh out loud, you have lost your sense of

humour.

 

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.'

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.

 

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up

and cuckooed 3 times.

 

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another

9 times.

 

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him.

 

(Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos

MIDNIGHT! - Brilliant eh?)

 

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him

'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem p!ssed off in the least.

 

Whew, I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo

clock.'

 

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed

three times, then said 'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its

throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and

then tripped over the coffee table and farted.

[Biscuit]

Very good :lol:

[chazy]

:) roflmao

sounds like the wife on a friday night

[gaznlou]

Chazy, I Did not know ,you knew my wife :)

[stevie m]

Sound like my ex wife :) and when she farted bloomin hell ^_^ pmsl

[gaznlou]

Steve

Your not the first person, to :) at PMS, for some strange reason, the wife is not too impressed.

Gaz