Bigjeeze Posted November 9, 2007 Report Posted November 9, 2007 A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. " Hello ? " "Is your daddy home?" he asked. " Yes ," whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?" The child whispered, "No ." Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mommy there?" " Yes ." "May I talk with her?" Again the small voice whispered, "No ." Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, "Is there anybody else there?" " Yes ," whispered the child, " a policeman ". Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" " No, he's busy ", whispered the child. "Busy doing what?" " Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman ," came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?" " A helicopter " answered the whispering voice. "What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, " The search team just landed a helicopter ." Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?" Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... " ME Quote
gregers Posted November 9, 2007 Report Posted November 9, 2007 :( :blink: :( you could just imagine a kiddy doing that,LITTLE BUGGERS Quote
mumof4 Posted November 9, 2007 Report Posted November 9, 2007 LMFAO..that is brilliant..god, better not let my kids read it though!! :blink: Quote
MadBaz Posted November 9, 2007 Report Posted November 9, 2007 A kid did something like that in the states a few years ago using a well and a walkie talkie, caused hell of a commotion with the rescue services while all the time he was hiding nearby. Quote
Octavia L&K Posted November 10, 2007 Report Posted November 10, 2007 A kid did something like that in the states a few years ago using a well and a walkie talkie, caused hell of a commotion with the rescue services while all the time he was hiding nearby. That was just an episode of the simpsons, or was it a real story that the Simpsons stole the idea off??? Chris Quote
MadBaz Posted November 12, 2007 Report Posted November 12, 2007 A kid did something like that in the states a few years ago using a well and a walkie talkie, caused hell of a commotion with the rescue services while all the time he was hiding nearby. That was just an episode of the simpsons, or was it a real story that the Simpsons stole the idea off??? Chris It was a story the simpsons copied. Quote
steve67car Posted November 13, 2007 Report Posted November 13, 2007 after getting told off as a 10/11 year old and getting sent to bed on a hot summers day i hid under the bed with all my toys in front of me & fell asleeplittle did i know i sparked a hunt for me as the window was open my parents thought i jumped out the window and did a runner but all the time i was a sleep under the bed what a shock it was when i walked down stairs to a slap round the head and then a telling offdid not sulk for a while after that and bugger did that slap hurt :unsure: Quote
mk2vr6 Posted November 13, 2007 Report Posted November 13, 2007 i walked down stairs to a slap round the head and then a telling offand bugger did that slap hurt :lol: head injury, mmmm that would explain a lot! :unsure: Quote
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