greg_68 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 man that hurt gooner.......I'll get ya back.....one day. Anyway, gooner cried only last week when his mummy put ham on his work sandwiches. She should have known that Thursday is DairyLea day.The big boys pick on gooner at work and last Friday stole his four fingered KitKat.His mummy is going in to sort them out. p.s do you think my XL Arsenal shirt with Platt on the back is worth much, it is of course signed by the god himself. Got a fiver for my Yorke one on eBay. Quote
mumof4 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 talking about food..i went into MacDonalds the other day with the kids and saw Greg 68 stood outside poseing for the local rag, i nearly choked when i was eating my chips when i saw him!.. I did tell yer greg after the divorce..you really gotta stop wearing those shorts! Gotta say nice legs! :o :) :wub: :24: :lol: :46: Quote
Guest HairyPlateEater Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 talking about food..i went into MacDonalds the other day with the kids and saw Greg 68 stood outside poseing for the local rag, i nearly choked when i was eating my chips when i saw him!.. I did tell yer greg after the divorce..you really gotta stop wearing those shorts! Gotta say nice legs! :o :) :wub: :24: :lol: :46: The "bloke" in the shorts is acually mumof4 .... the dude in the orange shirt is Greg! Quote
teresa Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 hairy never told anyone about this but when he was younger the R S P C A had to have a word with him after a complaint from his mum about what he used to get up to with his cat Quote
teresa Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 mad baz is not a happy chappy because the tree he found has more female admirers than him Quote
greg_68 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 T is trying to boost her income. She had the idea of starting up her own dating agency. I think putting herself up for the first date may backfire tho. (sorry T, things are starting to get personal now aren't they). I love it. Quote
Guest HairyPlateEater Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 Greg has to have a specially adapted seatbelt to cater for his boy breasts ... Quote
greg_68 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 HPE's Philishave broke last month, HPE was wondering whether or not leaving it till Christmas to replace it was such a wise move after all. p.s where are you lot getting my photo's from, HPE amd M04 are you in touch with the missus. p.p.s I know that most people have posted photo's of themselves in this is me section but I think a brilliant thread before that started would have been to find a photo of what you think each member(ooh er missus) looked like. Quote
Bigjeeze Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 HPE decided to bring the whole family to the meet - Gregs Mrs decided he was putting on too much weight so.... Quote
greg_68 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 Whilst out shopping this afternoon Big J wished he could make it to the Safari park. He sat down for a while and tried to think of someone to go with..........VR6 maybe.....maybe not you guys are uncanny in your reflection of me....it's beginning to scare me now. Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 that looks like greg at villa park on a home game looks sold out :wub: :o Quote
Bigjeeze Posted October 19, 2006 Report Posted October 19, 2006 Ok so you have an Australian Galaxy - Show off!! Quote
greg_68 Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Big J's role as the Galaxy forum's joker has started to have effect on his home life. His wife has threatened to leave him if he continues to wear his outfit to bed every night. Quote
MadBaz Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Greg is a foster parent, A little boy was asked at court if he wanted to live with his mum, he said no, she beats me.He was then asked if he wanted to live with his dad, he said no, he beats me.The judge asked who he wanted to live with, to which he replied, I want to live with the aston villa supporter cos they never beat anybody. Quote
Guest HairyPlateEater Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 MadBaz only stopped smoking because his Mrs decided he'd had enough punishment for his infidelities and stopped setting fire to him in his sleep! Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 hpe eats china :D but he is really oscar who lives in a bin,and like rubbish :D or its that the cookie monster Quote
El Dingo Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 David Hasselhof is really getting a bit pi**ed off at being driven round and round by the 3 inch tall Gooner. Those fog lights are annoying people and Daviid doesn't like it when they drive at Gooner on full beam to try to get him to turn them off. Also, the Galaxy is beginning to smell, as they are eating in there and sleeping together, and they haven't changed clothes or had a wash in over a week. Yuk! Quote
Bigjeeze Posted October 20, 2006 Report Posted October 20, 2006 Greg 68 peels bananas just to hear them scream. His Mum washes Jimmy Tarbucks underwear and Greg eats his dinner from the cats basket whilst playing his bagpipes made from a schooner Quote
El Dingo Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 BigJeeze reads the DT while watching the BBC on TUTV and DAB. Once a great friend of R2D2, they had an acronymonious disagreement over a TDi1.9 and a 2.8V6. (It was the MAF, NSF and OSR ABS with ESP.) C3PO gave BJ the old 1-2, and he went out like a light sabre. ODBC1 felt connected, but VAG-COM was US. Ah, well. SNAFU. TTFN. Quote
Bigjeeze Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 BigJeeze reads the DT while watching the BBC on TUTV and DAB. Once a great friend of R2D2, they had an acronymonious disagreement over a TDi1.9 and a 2.8V6. (It was the MAF, NSF and OSR ABS with ESP.) C3PO gave BJ the old 1-2, and he went out like a light sabre. ODBC1 felt connected, but VAG-COM was US. Ah, well. SNAFU. TTFN. LD thinks he's JC but in reality he's a nancy Quote
Guest gooner52 Posted October 21, 2006 Report Posted October 21, 2006 dingo got lost the other day, his wife said,whats going on ,your still at home :D B) :D :D then she said.shame you dont know your way around like GOONER B) Quote
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