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;) well if its alton towers it waste of money me booking anywhere especially when im not that far from home ;)

:D Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree in a room on Quality St it was After Eight . he turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic! he slipped his hand into her Snickers & showed her his CurlyWurly. not keen to have any Jelly Babies she let him take a trip up Bourneville boulevard. she screamed with Turkish Delight as he took out his Fun sized Mars Bar it felt a bit Crunchie & she wanted some Time Out but he did a Twirl & had a Picnic in her Pink Wafers :D ;) ;) ;) ;) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :P

A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at this woman and all his professionalism went out the window. He immediately told her to undress. After she had disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. Doing so, he asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" "Yes," she replied, "you're checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That is right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I'm doing now?" he asked. "Yes," the woman said, "you're checking for any lumps or breast cancer. "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I'm doing now?" "Yes," she said. "You're getting herpes; which is why I came here in the first place."

;) All Drugs have a generic name. Tylenol is Acetaminophen Advil is Ibuprofen Penicillin is Amoxycillin And so on... What's the generic name for Viagra? Mycoxafailin ;)

oh i did call ford they said as far as they were concerned there was no fault with the galaxy leaking in water but i know they are wrong as its happened to so many of us

:( well ive turned my car around it was facing nose down in my drive its now facing nose up its still leaking in but not as much when its facing down hill and on the flat ive checked everything :( windows resealed all the front screen checked seals unblocked scuttle drains renewed filter :huh: i have noticed some water driping near the pedals when facing up hill next step is when i come back off holiday to lift carpet in drivers side footwell remove dash then sprinkle talc to see if i can see where its coming in if this fails dunno what im going to do :huh: :( :( :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

:( mine aint worked since i had it in november but gonna get it regassed to see if thats problem :(

i cant get first one to play :blink:

males sweat 40% more than females the average human body contains 1mg of uranium 2mg of gold and 7mg of arsenic and heres 2 for all us women :D April 7th is no housework day :D a recent study at harvard has shown that eating chocolate can actually help you live longer :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :lol: :lol:

:D did you know :lol: :lol: Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. :lol:

:lol: seems like all our fellas say that once a month :D

:huh: sounds like a good idea :o :ph34r: ive been one of these car shows before it was a lovely day out :(

:D sounds good to me

nah iit wasnt a problem it was just the smell

:angry: spoke too soon :angry: went to check carat 11 last night it had been raining heavily for 5 hrs footwell was still dry checked it this morning soaking wet again any body else got any ideas what it could be

i had this problem on a ford escort it was the cat

i wouldnt use my galaxy to take anything the tip anyway id use me fellas bmw lol

its in north wales just type shell island into google it will tewll u all about it

:ph34r: darn just been on shell island website they only take tents which might be a prob for some of us :ph34r: but looks ok

right alton towers have a campsite it looks ok but for those who have no access to tents or caravan they do hire statics which is expensve for one night costing

hey mof4 we can also squat behind a bush nowt wrong with roughin it for one night

:lol: yipeee its rained first time all week and footwell is dry :( so off to buy some more soundproofin to replace what i ripped up :D :D :D :D

well acording to dvla mines

:D pi55 up at mine :D my whole street would be full of galaxys :lol: but there is a pub right outside my front door :(

:lol: have alton towers got a camp site? i know they have a hotel which is very pricey :( :D :D