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Have you seen these threads? http://www.fordgalaxy.org.uk/ford/index.php?showtopic=11237 http://www.fordgalaxy.org.uk/ford/index.php?showtopic=11311 might give you some ideas :lol: Andy.

Is that the same judge that gave two blokes two years each for raping 10 and 12 year old girls because he agreed with them that the girls looked older?!!!!!! Or is it the one that blew himself up in his shed by lighting a match to check how much petrol he had in his can. Beggers belief.

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face." "Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.' A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

Towsure have a good reputation for supplying and fitting towbars. They can usually supply several different types; flange, removeable etc for each vehicle. ;) Andy. http://www.towsure.com/bespoke/towbars.html

Ford dealer, parts dept. ????

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, "I'm drawing God." The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

that's a bit cheesy!

perhaps you are being got at ;) after all who did you bump into recently? The Lord moves in mysterious ways....... :lol: :lol:

That would certainly cure your piles :lol: :P :lol:

On Ebay: http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/New-ford-galaxy-v6-e...VQQcmdZViewItem

Hi Nick, the first post is still showing showing for me on each page with a strip of adverts between that and the next post. :lol: Andy.

I know a man who does: :lol: A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wants her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately calls in the doctor. "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and that the first rose was from him: "I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself." "The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and empathized because she had the same procedure done some time ago." "And what about the third rose?" she asked. "That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears." He's in Ward 23 at Frenchay. :lol: :P

21 miles SE of Northampton.........near enough!

He didn't like the casserole And he didn't like my cake. He said my biscuits were too hard... Not like his mother used to make. I didn't perk the coffee right He didn't like the stew, I didn't mend his socks The way his mother used to do. I pondered for an answer I was looking for a clue. Then I turned around and smacked the s**t out of him... Like his mother used to do. :lol: :lol:

The Gal on the first link went for

Whisper it quietly but isn't W**fie from around there somewhere????? :)

Surely it should be Bhagdad or Beirut not Bedford.

It you have Captain's chairs with the armrests, the armrests will have to be removed else the three seats wont fit across the middle. If you go to a breakers make sure you get the brackets for the middle row because the ones for the rear seats are slightly different and wont fit in the middle.

You have to use VagCom to activate the indicator repeater light in the instrument cluster if you would rather have that than the bleeper warning.

A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. 'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong. The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.'

Happened again today(Thurs) so did your luck run out Kev?

Engine code for 115 = AUY Engine code for 130 = ASZ Engine code for 150 = ASZ1

Hi Adrian, just had a similar experience with an item that didn't arrive and then the seller mysteriosly left ebay. I tried emailing them but didn't receive an answer so went into my Paypal account and found their telephone no. under the transaction details. Made one phone call and spoke to the ex-ebayers 'Dad' :D ; one day later a full refund appeared in my paypal account. As mentioned by 'crazybear' he must of refunded via the original transaction as I got it all back. If the money has been put back onto your card it will appear as a minus amount against a credit card, whether you used a credit or debit card for the original payment. :lol: Andy.