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Just won a 6000 on ebay for

or not naughty enough :angry:

yup I got one too !! only appears on my name bar

tried the earth wire John but it is still playing up Bid for replacement on E.Bay Thanks for help

I have a strange problem with my radio it is the 5000 model It works ok during the day but at when I switch on the lights at night it starts to go on and off on for a sec. then off then on etc. anyone had a problem like this and what is the fix? :D

My renewal from more than was

My first Gal

My son bought tyres from mytyres and checked for their nearest recommended fitter (12 miles) and he was charged

Just looked at Fords website Galaxy ones are

The 2000> models have fancy ones a kind of plastic rubber combo they are 28 inch I bought my replacements from e-bay for

Jake is dying... His wife, Ruth, was maintaining a candlelight vigil by his side. She held his fragile hand, tears running down her face. Her praying roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "Ruth my darling," he whispered. "Hush my love," she said. "Rest, don't talk." He was insistent. "Ruth," he said in his tired voice, "I have something that I must confess." "There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Ruth, "Everything's all right, go to sleep." "No, no I must die in peace. Ruth, I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend and your mother!" "I know, my sweet one," whispered Ruth, "let the poison work."

If you could do with a good laugh, read through these Children's >> Science Exam Answers. These are REAL answers given by children, and >> particularly those of who are parents can recognize how easily the >> answers came! >> >> Q: Name the four seasons. >> A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar. >> >> Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to >> drink. >> A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large >> pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists. >> >> Q: How is dew formed? >> A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire. >> >> Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? >> A: Keep it in the cow. >> >> Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? >> A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water >> tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the >> moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this >> fight. >> >> Q: What are steroids? >> A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs. >> >> Q: What happens to your body as you age? >> A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental. >> >> Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? >> A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. >> >> Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. >> A: Premature death. >> >> Q: What is artificial insemination? >> A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow. (Not sure >> this one is right / wrong or wrong / right) >> >> Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.) >> A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax >> and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax >> contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the >> five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U. >> >> Q: What is the fibula? >> A: A small lie. >> Q: What does "varicose" mean? >> A: Nearby. >> >> Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section" >> A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome. >> >> Q: What does the word "benign" mean?' >> A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. (My favorite) >>

A man with a bad stomach complaint sees his family doctor and asks what he can do. The doctor replies that the illness is quite serious but can be cured with a small course of two suppositories inserted into the back passage. The man agrees, although reluctantly. The doctor warns the man to expect some discomfort, and then asks him to bend over. The doctor then shoves the thing into his behind. The man experiences some minor discomfort but endures the pain. Afterwards, the doctor hands the man a second dose and tells him to do the same thing in six hours, using rubber gloves and some KY-Jelly. Later that evening, the man tries to insert the second suppository. Sure enough, he can't reach himself properly to obtain the required depth. He calls his wife over and explains what she has to do. The wife nods and puts one hand on his shoulder to steady him. She uses her free hand to shove the medicine home. The man suddenly screams in horror. "What's the matter?" asks his wife. "Did I hurt you?" "No, but I just realized that the doctor had BOTH hands on my shoulders :lol:

Our last Gal had a rattle from inside the pass. door it turned out to be a broken spring washer

I have an annoying knocking coming from the front of my Gal after reading about the anti-roll bar bush problems on here i took her back to the dealer ansd sure enough they found the bush on the passanger side was worn and replaced it I took the car home (the dealer is on the outskirts of the next town and the noise is only heard at low speeds) and when i came down the lane to our house the knock was still there. I went into the house and phoned the dealer and procceded to give them what for for not checking both sides as I assumed the other side was knocking but they assured me that they had checked both sides They asked me to take the car back but after two hours of checking and road tests when they could clearly hear the noise they could not pinpoint where it was coming from. They are now wanting the car back to fit remote microphones to try to find where the noise is coming from Anyone out there had this problem? any help would be appreciated The noise occurs at no more than about 28 mph and over roughish surfaces

I see some mug paid

See these are available on e-bay again at the bargain price of

After reading this post I too went to the local VW dealer and ordered some for my Gal The store person had not heard of them before and called the sales manager over to tell him about them and he said to get some stock in as he would mention them to any customer buying a Sharan from now on Ah the power of t'internet