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Bit of fun.

 

Give us the three people you would like to swap lives with.

 

me

 

1. Jeremy Clarkson (driving, fame, money, women...no scrub that last one)

2. Steve McLaren (pride of leading England out)

3. Fernando Alonso. (sheer terror and excitement...oh and the money)

 

I am interested to see who the girlies see as their idols.

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1. Richard Branson (always admired him)

2. Brad Pitt (the guy has Jennifer Aniston AND Angelina Jolie as notches on his bedpost!!)

3. Salvador Dali (when he was alive, obviously!)

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1. Anne McCaffrey...(Intellect, Imagination and the power to transport readers into another world.)

2. Sean connerys Mrs...(Phwoarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....that voice!!!!!!!!!knee trembler!)

3. Katie Price....(Big boobs....one drawback....married to a pleb.)

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1. Peter Stringfellow. If I had his money and girls, I wouldn't give a damn what other people thought.

 

2. Slash - ex Guns + Roses axeman. I could play the guitar 25 years ago - wish I'd kept going.

 

3. Tiger Woods - Would love to play 18 holes without losing a ball!

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1. Airline pilot (no idea why, just always wanted to !)

2. Travel/hotel inspector (the one that awards the ratings !)

3. Pole cleaner in a pole dancing club.............emmmmmm

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By occupation:

1. Gynaecologist

2. Professional golfer

3. Airline pilot

 

By "person":

1. Sultan of Brunei (no money worries again!)

2. Tiger Woods (similar reason to 1, plus I'd get some exercise)

3. Fernando Alonso (young, best in the world, free, single and rich)

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By occupation:

1. Gynaecologist

2. Professional golfer

3. Airline pilot

 

By "person":

1. Sultan of Brunei (no money worries again!)

2. Tiger Woods (similar reason to 1, plus I'd get some exercise)

3. Fernando Alonso (young, best in the world, free, single and rich)

Dont Gynaecologists like to keep their hand in when they retire

How do you know your new next door neighbour is a Gynaecologist

He decorates the hall and stairs through the letter box

I know its in the wrong section for jokes but what the hell

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now who would i like to be...................................

 

 

1/ female version of the stig :P (gets to test all those lovely cars around a track and put all the men to shame)

 

 

 

2/ pete ( outta big brother love to of won all that dosh but there again id spend it in 5 mins)

 

 

 

 

3/ mrs richard hammond ( just to share a bed with her hubby phwoooooooor)

 

 

 

 

not a lot of imagination but hey that s me

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1, bill gates(just so id be richer then ivor e tower :P :16: )

 

2,mike tyson(in his prime)wouldnt it be good if you could vent your spleen on idiots

 

3,norm from new yankee workshop,id love to be able to make the stuff he does

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