katman Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them in one by one. As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the street and was so ashamed. Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma stopped to say hi, and asked what the line was for. Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and got at the end of the line. When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. He said "How the heck do you do this at your age?" She said "I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and suck'em dry!"The policeman fainted. Quote
Masked Marauder Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 Why did the policeman faint? Or is it just an amerikanism pinned onto the end so they know when to laugh.... Quote
Guest Crusher Posted July 5, 2006 Report Posted July 5, 2006 This type of joke gives me the pip - It's just not apeeling - it has no zest ! Quote
El Dingo Posted July 6, 2006 Report Posted July 6, 2006 I was waiting for a lesbian punchline... :D Quote
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