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[mumof4]

Me???????Noooooo....dont know what you mean!!!!! :D :D

[Bigjeeze]

Listen - you girlies need them as much as we do! How else do you get your Babies ? Even if that's all you want us for - you still need us!! :D

 

I wonder why so many ladies once they are in a serious relationship and have kids suddenly turn from wanting a man and babies to a raving lezza who hates men? :D

 

I'vd decided that like Big Daddy's Cowboy I too am a lesbian!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Guest neil_wiles]

Bump....

 

 

Just so M can find this thread for this mornings version....

[mumof4]

:) :ph34r: ..thanks neil. :)

 

i had barny with a loody zafira driver this morn,she shouldnt be on the road if she dont know how to drive.

this bloody woman......indicated to park on the right in a layby by the skool

ok ..thats good..she knows how to use indicators..i was going to pull over and park in front of her but she kept rolling so i thought ok..ill wait to see if she reverses or just stays there.she stayed there with her lights still on so i thought ok..ill park behind her.

so i start to pull in behind her(indicators on in case she decides to use mirrors and see me)

what the hell does she do then when im half way in????ruddy reverse into me!

and she didnt do it slowly either

 

god i was fumeing

 

she jumps out has a go at me so i yell back that she was sat there for 2 bloody mins doing f all and that i had my indicators on and that she couldnt exactly miss me!

no damage to either car but if my bumper had off fallen off i would have decked her i was that mad so she walks off muttering to her car..then some chappy walked up to her and said that if she hadnt of been gassing on the phone when she started to reverse and actually used her mirrors it wouldnt have happened.

I mean..how could she not see me with my hulk of a car behind her?????I was behind her all the way up the road to the layby ..i didnt go passed her so where did she think id gone???vanished in a poof of smoke????grown wings and flown????

I mean come on..how can you miss seeing a gal???..well..she was on the phone..stationary yes..but i pulled in behind her as she didnt bloody move!!!!!i gave her time to get into reverse if she was going to..she didnt do nuthing so i thought ok she aint going anywhere..i mean...when in practically in then she moves!!i had my lights on...i honked my horn..and she still didnt see me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ill stop now or ill go on all day as neil has allready found out...i dunno..i mean....why drive and use the phone and not check mirrors to see if there is someone behind you???common sense""dont cost anything and its free..so why doesnt everyone take up the offer????i have..loads have...so why on eart couldnt she!!!!!!!!.she said i snuck up on her!!how????did i magically appear from the magic realm called cuckooland????did i put slippers on the wheels of the car or muffle the engine so i could just shout BOO and make everyone back into me???no..i didnt..i drove as i always do..carefully..looking out for the other numptys on the road..as if im going to take any risks with the kids uin the car....ARRRGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Masked Marauder]

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(Actually, that is the best rant on here so far M!)

[mumof4]

Got any more???emtied that tub already..in fact , do they come in extra large absolutely youll be really calm size???

[Guest neil_wiles]

Giant Chill Pill Holder

[Guest Cepheus]

Why do scouse women have to open their mouths?????

 

Coming from that part of the world, their voices annoyed me anyway, but now I've moved away to get away from them, it annoys me even more!!!!!!!!

 

Shut the f*** up you stupid b*****s and learn to talk properly and at a F*****g level audible to b*****d humans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

Sorry .... I'm calm now ... in work and having to deal with the annoying cows screeching down the phone to me. Feel better now!!

[teresa]

right my rant for today

 

ALARMS i hate em the house next to me is empty the new owners have been doing it up he came yesterday afternoon did some drilling then left. 30 mins later this annoying bleeping sound started and it aint stopped since been going on for 18hrs now god knows what it is (sounds abit like a smoke alarm) :angry: ive called the police .....nothing they can do. :angry: called the council ...... nothing they can do. :angry: called the estate agents who sold the house last year and they dont keep details after property has been sold only thing they have is solictors details. <_< called solicitor ......... cant do anything without a name AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH ive had no sleep im ratty as hell short of smashing door down what else can i do???????

[NikpV]

Why do scouse women have to open their mouths?????

 

Coming from that part of the world, their voices annoyed me anyway, but now I've moved away to get away from them, it annoys me even more!!!!!!!!

 

Shut the f*** up you stupid b*****s and learn to talk properly and at a F*****g level audible to b*****d humans!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

ARRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

Sorry .... I'm calm now ... in work and having to deal with the annoying cows screeching down the phone to me. Feel better now!!

 

 

dont have the accent but I'm in work in front of 29 14/15 year olds doing electromagnetic induction deep joy :o

 

right my rant for today

 

ALARMS i hate em the house next to me is empty the new owners have been doing it up he came yesterday afternoon did some drilling then left. 30 mins later this annoying bleeping sound started and it aint stopped since been going on for 18hrs now god knows what it is (sounds abit like a smoke alarm) :angry: ive called the police .....nothing they can do. :angry: called the council ...... nothing they can do. :angry: called the estate agents who sold the house last year and they dont keep details after property has been sold only thing they have is solictors details. <_ called solicitor ......... cant do anything without a name aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh ive had no sleep im ratty as hell short of smashing door down what else can i>

 

 

exactly the same happened to us last year - reckon they've turned the power off and the backup battery on the alarm is warning them - runs down in about 24 hours :o

[teresa]

<_< 25 hrs and counting :angry:

[NikpV]

<_ hrs and counting :angry:>

 

 

environmental health has a 24hr on call person who we called was prepared on the following day to get a court order to enter and 'abate the nuisance' but the battery ran down about 6 am that morning and so we put a note through the door and the new neighbours took a hammer to the alarm system because the company wanted

[teresa]

:o well after 27 hrsw weve got peace and quiet ;)

 

a neighbour a few doors down who had just arrived back off holiday at 8.30pm tonight was given a contact number by the new neighbours :unsure: one phone call and 20 mins later it was switched off turns out it was the smoke alarm that was installed yesterday

[NikpV]

glad its all sorted - sleep time now :unsure: ;) :o

[mumof4]

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Had enough.Been a godawful day..even worse evening...If i write what i want to..then i will have to ban myself so i wont.i shall go into the garden and scream.Yes..even i have bad days....crap happens..lifes a female dog....and right now..i dont give a crap.

[baz69]

blimey thats a big scream, bad day being had me thinks

[Goofygolfer]

blimey thats a big scream, bad day being had me thinks

 

 

something to do with kids and school holidays maybe?? its only been 2 weeks and i'm already thinking of putting up a tent in back garden and living there :( :(

[Masked Marauder]

I have already seen one person dead because of the school holidays! The ice cream man, the stress was too much. They found him dead in his van covered in crushed nuts, strawberry sauce, chocolate sauce and sugar sprinkles.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The police deduced that he had topped himself!

[teresa]

:( :( :)

[baz69]

masked you are a crazy man that cracked me up i nearly fell off me chair

[NikpV]

:( moving the stud wall between the 7 and 4 year olds bedrooms atm - can't even send the darlings to their rooms without them pointing out that they could throw things at each other :) :D Mind you the 4 y old stated that it hadn't been a good day and that his mother was a BOSSY Cat :D :D only 41/2 weeks to go :(

[Masked Marauder]

Bloody kids! Ahhhhrrrggggggg!

[gregers]

nik havnt you finished it yet?

[NikpV]

yep - artexed and painted ceilings, coving on and painted, same for skirting board just walls to do ;)

[mumof4]

This evening i ran over and killed my friends dog.A black collie called mellow.i didnt see him,i wasnt speeding.i felt the car go over him.i dont know if you would call this a rant as it aint..i needed to speak.it was awful and i cant stop shaking or crying..does not help wen i was told that if i had of seen him and had swerved i would have hit other cars..but at least he would be alive and i would still have my friend.i wont be on for a while i think...i feel awful at what i have done.if it had of been my dog i would have reacted the way she had when she saw me.but it doesnt help.nothing does.the pictures i have in my head are not nice..nor do i think i will forget them.i have caused pain this evening that i never in a million years would have thought i would.im sorry for what i did but it wont bring him back..it wont..if i could turn the clock back and turned left instead of going straight on..i would....im sorry..