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this guy is hilarious, I started off thinking he was abit rude but then I started to see the funny side.

Clicquez ici s'il vous plait mes amis

 

Here's a taster :

Ok I think I have become email capital of ebay...a real magnet for wonderful questions:

 

All the seats are present and work, I know that you have counted them in the pictures and can only see 7. There is a very good reason for this...it's a 7 seater.

No it's never been raced ...sorry am I missing something here, Auto Galaxy racing???? May be it'll be be a new class at Imola this year - Auto F1 MPV trials.

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I particulerly liked

 

No I don't think that I'm your long lost husband George from Arbroath regardless of how sarcastic I appear to be. It's called humour where I'm from. Personally I think George did the right thing where ever he is.

 

and

 

Ok for the person who came to test drive it and exclaimed "Oh it's Silver - I don't want a Silver one!" Yes it's Silver. Just so that there is no error here The title says it's Silver, the description confirms this and guess what? When you look at the photo's what do you see? Yup you got it. It is indeed Silver. I am so glad that you came to view it, thanks for brightening my day

 

GSOH

 

:rolleyes: :P

Posted

Excellent :P

 

I liked this bit

Yes it has a spare wheel. (Have I landed on a different planet or something?)

 

I can just see him saying it :rolleyes:

 

And

How do you place a bid?...sorry if this is too complicated for you I tend to think that driving might just be a stretch too far

 

Jeff.

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i like his style :rolleyes:

I can't speak for previous owners, I'm not aware of animals being in it. I suppose a previous owner could have been a zoo keeper or a werewolf

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Yes it has a spare wheel. (Have I landed on a different planet or something?)

Ah! but....

 

Is the spare wheel

 

A. attatched to a fully functioning spare wheel carrier.

 

B. permanently stuck underneath the vehicle on a knackered spare wheel carrier.

 

C. Stuffed behind one of the rear seats

 

D. Laying on the floor of the garage

 

:rolleyes: :P

Posted

another gem

 

The reason Jerry, that the gear stick is a funny shape is because it's an                        A U T O M A T I C                    gear box. Which means that if you do come to look you will find that there is no clutch. It's not missing by the way they just don't need three pedals. Should be just perfect for some as it's just like a pedal car - only two pedals.
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very funny.... one bit of duff info though

 

..and the smooth V6 2.3 16 valve unit is more refined than the 2.0l.

 

V6 ? 2.3 ? mmmm... Is there such a unit ? I don't think so

 

Dare not send a query, I don't know what sort of reply i'd get ! :D

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V6 ? 2.3 ? mmmm... Is there such a unit ? I don't think so

I had a V6 2.3 a fortnight ago, one of my six ignition coils had failed. It was not very smooth though B)

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I've just asked if he's had a cat in the citroen he's selling, and what does he think of french cars now he's been had by one ;)
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:lol:

This guy is superb, I couldn't resist sending him a question for his guitar.

 

"Dave can you play a few bars so I can hear what it sounds like"

 

I reckon we should see what the stupidest question is that we can get on his listing.

 

Someone should ask him to read a passage of his book so you can make sure it's genuine.

 

1900 views has to be some sort of record for a W reg Galaxy doesn't it?

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he is also selling a 2006 glasses guide aswell as the picasso...................................i had to do it and sent him a message asking him if he could tell me how much a picasso is worth :ph34r:
Guest neil_wiles
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I asked him a question about his Guitar and did it have any strings attached ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

:(

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well this is the reply i got!!!!!!!! :angry:

 

Hmmmm now let me look...retail or trade? Ahh here we are page 177. Ok Trade is.... er hang on just make sure I have the right model. Ok here it is yup Lots and retail, well that must me a missprint. Ok, nope it must be right. Retail is a hell of a lot. BID...NOW you are sure of a bargain.

:angry:

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