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Did you know that a pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?

 

or that the first bomb dropped by the allies on berlin during WW2 killed the only elephant in Berlin zoo?

 

 

 

There you go Jb!! :D :D :lol:

Guest Gurugal
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Did you know that a pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?

 

or that the first bomb dropped by the allies on berlin during WW2 killed the only elephant in Berlin zoo?

 

 

 

There you go Jb!! :D :lol: :D

 

 

I know these are supposed to be random - but is there a connection?

 

 

How do you know a Pigs orgasm lasts for thirty minutes? What do you do to measure it?

 

If you remove it's testicles does it get disgruntled? :D

 

All very strange really!

Posted
Did you know that a pigs orgasm lasts for 30 minutes?

 

I would do it but haven't got the balls but who is going to be first to say that can't be right as their partners doesn't last that long.

Posted

Why is there only one monopolies commision?

 

How do they get teflon to stick to frying pans?

 

My favourite bit of Graffetti:-

 

"A conference on time travel WILL be held 2 weeks ago"

 

Regards - JB

Posted

rodney IS a plonker .. lol

 

did you know

a pub in bristol has it's front door made of human skin

the pub is called

the hatchet

 

from the slavery day's

Posted

:D did you know :lol:

 

:lol: Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. :lol:

Posted

males sweat 40% more than females

 

the average human body contains 1mg of uranium 2mg of gold and 7mg of arsenic

 

and heres 2 for all us women

 

:D April 7th is no housework day :D

 

a recent study at harvard has shown that eating chocolate can actually help you live longer

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :lol: :lol:

Guest galaxykid
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did you know

a pub in bristol has it's front door made of human skin

the pub is called

the hatchet

 

from the slavery day's

Apparently so :D

 

THE HATCHET INN

 

27 Frogmore Street, Bristol

 

Once the haunt of notorious highwaymen, The Hatchet Inn is Bristol's oldest public house and was established in 1606. The 300 year old main door of the pub is said to have layers of human skin under the tar and many large offers have been made for it, but all declined. A cockfighting ring and a boxing ring have been here, and bare knuckle fights involving 'All England Champions' attracted enormous purses in days gone by.

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:D did you know :lol:

 

:lol: Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. :lol:

 

 

Why then does a pig have an orgasm that last 30 mins? :D

Posted
cockroaches break wind every 15 minutes :blink:

 

 

Oh my God........I'm a cockroach!!!!!!

Posted
All I know is they'll never get me into bed with Flipper!!!! :blink:
Guest Cepheus
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:(  did you know  :(

 

:ph34r: Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. :ph34r:

They are also the only two species that masturbate.....

 

How the hell dolphins do it with those little flippers, I'll never know lol :ph34r:

 

(they actually rub their genitals along the sea bed until they climax)

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