familyman Posted March 4, 2006 Report Posted March 4, 2006 :ph34r: You must have been talking to the wife -exactly what she says ! B) Quote
familyman Posted March 4, 2006 Report Posted March 4, 2006 :ph34r: When i was a lad you could have a good night out on a 10 shilling note! drone drone it's all changed around here ,this used to be all fields around here when i was a kid etc!!! B) Quote
mumof4 Posted March 4, 2006 Report Posted March 4, 2006 ruddy ell!!!!wayyyyy before my time!! :o B) went to jumping jacks today...(place for kids to run riot)....there were 4 other galaxys there when we got there.was really funny as i found myself comparing our car to the others,and when i nipped outside for a fag,isaw one of the other owners doing the same!! also..when i was driving the car back home today..i just had to overtake the 55 galaxy in front of me!!!!!! :ph34r: Quote
familyman Posted March 4, 2006 Report Posted March 4, 2006 :ph34r: Well and truly welcome to the world of Galaxy!! ,it'll be swap meets next! B) Quote
mumof4 Posted March 4, 2006 Report Posted March 4, 2006 :D Thank you familyman!! :) whens the meeting!! :P :D i had a big grin on my face when i overtook him!!..was brilliant! Quote
familyman Posted March 4, 2006 Report Posted March 4, 2006 :) As someone has already suggested ,there should be a gathering of Gals ,it would be nice to put a face to all those members (ooh matron! ) preferably in the summer! :P Quote
mumof4 Posted March 4, 2006 Report Posted March 4, 2006 very true,,i had been thinking on it. im off to bed now..been up since half 3 this morning!.my eyes have a mind of their own ayt the mo! godnight all.. ttfnxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Quote
johnb80 Posted March 5, 2006 Report Posted March 5, 2006 also..when i was driving the car back home today..i just had to overtake the 55 galaxy in front of me!!!!!! :P Slap wrists for smoking, don't shorten your life you plonker, we need you! The 55 Gal was probably a V6 trying to acheive 20+ mpg :) Regards - JB Quote
mumof4 Posted March 5, 2006 Report Posted March 5, 2006 :P I had a manical grin on my face when i did it!! Hubby told me to slow down or pull over and he would drive!! anyway, im a very carefull driver!! :) Quote
steve67car Posted March 11, 2006 Report Posted March 11, 2006 :lol: get your phone and type in WIFE with predictive txt on i believe us men are doomed as the phones know how our wifes will turn out :lol: Quote
mumof4 Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 :ph34r: :lol: :lol: :lol: ..oh bigj...i love the weight loss one!!ruddy hilarious! :lol: :lol: Quote
gregers Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 husband asks wife for sex she replys shes got a headache thats ok replys husband i was just in the bathroom powdering my dick with asprin you can take it internally or orally its up to you. Quote
gregers Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 hubby says to wife were going fishing at 3am tommorow be ready,she replys she dont wanna go so he give her a choice of getting out of it,a@@l sex or a blow job she thinks long and hard and decides on giving hin a blow job as soon as she starts she almost throws up and says it tastes like s@@t,he says yes i no the dog didnt want to come either. Quote
steve67car Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 geggers is soooo sick he even brought a vauxhall zafira did you see that program wrecks to riched a 6 month old zafira with a bent rear axel (which is a straight swop type job) a total write off and in a salvage yard :P :D funny but true Quote
gregers Posted March 13, 2006 Report Posted March 13, 2006 we wont start the argument on how many ncap safty stars between the cars NOW WILL WE :P Quote
johnb80 Posted March 14, 2006 Report Posted March 14, 2006 We probably will, I know what the dummies show but I'd take my chance in a Gal 'v' Zafira any day of the week. Quote
El Dingo Posted March 15, 2006 Report Posted March 15, 2006 Man who put prick in fire think he fucking grate Quote
dave_m Posted March 15, 2006 Report Posted March 15, 2006 A guy is in a queue at the supermarket when he notices that the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him. He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and, although familiar, he can't place where he might know her from, so he says "sorry, do you know me?" She replies " I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my children". His mind shoots back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Christ" he says. "Are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my a*se? "No" she replies, "I'm your son's English teacher." Quote
greg_68 Posted March 16, 2006 Report Posted March 16, 2006 Son goes into the bedroom one morning. "Dad what's the difference between a vagina and a c**t" "Here look up mummies nightie, thats a vagina" replies the dad. "wow" shouts the boy "can I touch it" "No" says the dad "you'll wake the c**t up". Quote
Steve S. Posted March 16, 2006 Report Posted March 16, 2006 My favourite "man's" joke! Man walks into the doctors and "slaps" his dick on the table. Doctor..."What's wrong with that then?" Man..." Nowt, It's a beaut. isn't it? " (end) Steve S. Quote
katman Posted March 17, 2006 Report Posted March 17, 2006 While waiting at a bus stop for a bus, a woman stepped onto a weightmachine that told your fortune and weight for a quarter. She put aquarter in, and out came a card that read, "Your age is 32, youweigh135 lbs., and you play the fiddle". She found the fortune amusing, since she didn't play the fiddle, butit did have her age correct. About that time, an old gentleman walked up carrying a fiddle. Sheasked him if she could see his fiddle. He agreed, and to theiramazement, she started playing the fiddle with great natural skill. She wondered if the fortune machine had actually known somethingabout her that she didn't. She thought about it, and decided to trythe weight machine again. She put another quarter in the machine, and out comes the card thatreads: "Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs., and you have gastritis."She found this one to be absurd, as she was in perfect health, so shegoes back to the bus stop to wait for her bus. While sitting there, she develops abdominal pains that continue toget worse until all of a sudden she farts. She wondered about thefortune, and again was curious if the machine was capable of knowingstuff about her that she didn't know. She puts another quarter in the machine, and out comes a card thatreads: "Your age is 32, you weigh 135 lbs., and you are about to havesex. "She laughed out loud, as she had been trying to find a decentguy to screw for weeks, with no luck. She is sitting there waiting for the bus, when this attractive youngman sits down and immediately their eyes locked, and they both knewthat they were right for each other. They quickly ducked down analley and began to screw like two teen-agers. The woman was so simply amazed at the ability of the machine thatshe had to try it one more time. She stood on the machine, put herlast quarter in, and out came a card that read: "Your age is 32, youweigh 135 lbs., You've fiddled, You've farted, You've f**ked around,and now you've missed your bus". Quote
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