Speeding?

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AnAmersham senior citizen drove his brand new Aston Martin convertible out of thecar salesroom. Taking off down the road as fast as he could towards themotorway, where he floored it to 90 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through whatlittle hair he had left.

"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the M40, enjoying pushing thepedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a policecar behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

 

"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcaseas he floored it to 110mph, then 120, then 130mph. Suddenly, he thought,"What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So hepulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch upwith him.

 

Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side of theAston, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes.Today is Friday and I'm off on holiday for the weekend. If you can give me areason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let yougo."

 

The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years ago,my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."

 

"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman...