The Pastor's Ass

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The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so

 

pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won

 

again.

 

 

 

The local paper read:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT"

 

 

 

 

 

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the

 

pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

 

 

 

The next day, the local paper headline read:

 

 

 

"BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS"

 

 

 

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the

 

donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

 

 

 

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline the next

 

day:

 

 

 

"NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN"

 

 

 

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of

 

the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for