gregers Posted May 28, 2010 Report Posted May 28, 2010 Nick Glegg was seated next to a little girl on an airplane when he turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.' The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and said to the total stranger, 'What would youlike to talk about?' 'Oh, I don't know,' said Mr Glegg 'How about global warming or The budget Deficit', as he smiles smugly. OK,' she said. 'Those could be interesting topics. But let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?' The Deputy Prime Minister, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.' To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to discuss global warming or The Budget Deficit when you don't know s**t? http://i.diynot.com/smilies/icon_lol.gif http://i.diynot.com/smilies/icon_lol.gif Quote
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