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While walking down the street one day Mr Brown, Mr Cameron and Mr. Clegg are all tragically hit by a truck and die.

 

Their souls arrive in heaven and are met by St. Peter at the entrance.

 

'Welcome to heaven,' says St. Peter. 'Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see such high ranking officials around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you.'

 

'No problem, just let us in,' cry the high ranking MP