Bigjeeze Posted April 2, 2010 Report Posted April 2, 2010 When you're from the country ~ your perception is a little different.A Sussex farmer in his land rover, drove to a neighbour's, and knocked at the door. A boy, about 9, opened the door "Is your Dad home?" "No, he isn't; he went to town." "Well, is your Mother here?" "No, she went to town with Dad." "How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?" "No , He went with Mum and Dad." The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other,and mumbling to himself. "Is there anything I can do for you? I know where all the tools are, if you want to borrow one, or I can give dad a message." "Well," said the rancher uncomfortably, "I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It's about your brother Howard getting my daughter, Suzie, pregnant."' The boy thought for a moment. "You would have to talk to Dad about that. I know he charges Quote
big_kev Posted April 3, 2010 Report Posted April 3, 2010 A Country Tale, Or what Gregers did next Living dangerously :( Quote
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