The Good Ole Nhs

[Bigjeeze]

Apparently the American Medical Association has weighed in on the proposed

universal health care plan.

 

The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to

make any rash moves.

 

The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, and the

Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

 

The Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

 

Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

 

Pathologists yelled; "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh,

Grow up!"

 

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the radiologists

could see right through it.

 

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

 

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic

Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter."

 

The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were

pissed off at the whole idea.

 

The Anesthesiologists thought the wild idea was a gas, and the Cardiologists

didn't have the heart to say no.

 

In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the

assholes in Washington!