Things You Cant Say When Drunk

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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Innovative

2. Preliminary

3. Proliferation

4. Cinnamon

 

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. Specificity

2. Anti-constitutionalistically

3. Passive-aggressive disorder

4. Tran substantiate

 

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

1. No thanks, I ' m married.

2. Nope, no more booze for me!

3. Sorry, but you ' re not really my type.

4. Kebab? No thanks, I ' m not hungry.

5. Good evening, officer. Isn ' t it lovely out tonight?

6. Oh, I couldn ' t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.

7. I ' m not interested in fighting you.

8. Thank you, but I won ' t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I ' d hate to look like a fool!

9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

10. I must be going home now , as I have to work in the morning.