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I dropped on the following article some time ago and found that at last someone had put into words what had been worrying me for years. Now, 2 years on, it has all come true apart from the advice on interest rates. It seems that the idiots who started the fire seem to think that the best thing to put it out with is petrol....

 

Sorry I haven't mastered the clever bits on putting links in but have a look at the following .....

 

http://www.woodlands.co.uk/drifting/

 

It is a longish bit so it might be an idea to open beer or something stronger.

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Not guilty m'lud.

 

I'm old enough to have seen the results of their previous reigns.

 

They are not to blame really. They just don't know any better. I blame the Tories for getting too sure of themselves.

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Don't worry Scorp......you will shortly be receiving a wodge of cash (delivered in a wheelbarrow) which you can spend as you wish! Our friends in the USA have shown us the way out of this "crisis" and not to be outdone, our government has thrown down the gauntlet to that scum we know as "savers" (also sometimes refered to as OAPs/mimsers/boring). New legislation that outlaws saving, with summary fines and imprisonment should tackle the problem. I understand the problem of old people who refuse to die is also being looked into. There is also talk of free diazapam for all people worried about whatever.......

 

Heres to the future, the future is bright, the future is..........well thats for our kids to find out.......

 

Listen to this guy - he'll put your mind at rest

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Heres to the future, the future is bright, the future is..........well thats for our kids to find out.......

 

Listen to this guy - he'll put your mind at rest

 

Bright? Er....... Like a Supernova?

 

Fred Thompson for president!!!!!!

 

Ah! Yes, now I understand.

 

Something I don't understand. If we reduce the interest rate to zero, no one will save, so we will spend our remaining cash on imported goods. (We don't make anything) The others will then have to borrow money from abroad to spend on imported goods which sort of balances out. :o :16: :16:

 

Cloning Maggie shouldn't be too much of a problem but we would have to import the handbag. :D :o

Edited by Scorpiorefugee

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